Postcard Teas London Roast – A Mini Review

Postcard Teas

 

I found numerous references to Postcard Teas when I was writing my article on Where to Buy Tea in London but  I couldn’t get my head round it…what has a postcard got to do with tea?

I had also never heard of Dering Street where Postcard Teas is located.

So this establishment went ignored until I started researching luxury within a block of Oxford Street and stumbled on it.

 

The Postcard Teas Shop

While the exterior has an almost Dickensian London feel  with its double fronted small paned windows, there is definitely a minimalist Japanese aesthetic going on inside. One wall is lined with tea, not as you would expect in caddies but in oblong boxes resembling post cards.

The postcard drawings are a delight. They look as if they come straight out of a children’s book from the last century. There are ladies in fancy, feathered hats sitting on wicker chairs enjoying tea in fine porcelain cups, Monet style water lilies in a lake and children drinking tea poured by mum from a large tea pot.

On the reverse of these manila cardboard boxes is a detailed explanation of the tea that they contain.

I purchased the London Roast at £7.95 for a 50g postcard box.

These teas make unusual, postable presents or the perfect hostess gift for a breakfast or afternoon tea invitation.

Postcard Teas’ Description of the London Roast

Description of London Roast on rear of box
Description of London Roast on rear of box

A robust blend of fine black teas that have been roasted in the UK using our unique London Roast process to create a new kind of black tea. The base material comes from a mixture of our Hijiri Black and Family Tea, as well a strong black tea from the Cubbagudta Plantation in Australia.

The result of the roasting is a rich, aromatic tea with a full body, addictive roasted taste and dark caramel sweetness that works equally well with and without milk. Out of all the blends we have made in the past eleven years, this may be the one we are the most proud of creating.


Are you also a coffee and cake eater? If so you may enjoy this post on where to buy coffee and cake in London. Of course you can have tea with your cake if you prefer.


My Postcard Teas London Roast Brew

When I was ready to brew I took out my sturdy stainless steel tea pot for one, warmed it with boiling water and put in two scant teaspoons of tea…and poured on the slightly off-the-boil water.

However, subsequently I have discovered that this tea tastes best with less tea and a shorter brewing time… 2-3 minutes is all that is needed.

The London Roast has an unmistakable almost savoury smell. It reminds me a bit of hot oxo (a stock cube) which we drank as kids. The taste is richer than standard black tea. It has a smokey, caramel aftertaste which is very pleasant.

My Postcard Teas London Roast Brew
My Postcard Teas London Roast Brew

Post Card Teas London Blends

Postcard Teas has a special selection of other London Blends 

These include:

  • English Breakfast
  • English Afternoon
  • London Lapsangang
  • London Rose

 

My Verdict on Postcard Teas London Roast

Postcard Teas London Roast is almost addictive. I will definitely be buying more. I guess it is better to be addicted to upmarket tea than gin.

 

 

 

Marylebone on a Budget – Shopping and Sight Seeing Paradise

Marylebone on a Budget

Marylebone on a budget? It can be done! Explore this little known area sandwiched between Marble Arch and Baker’s Street with a unique village atmosphere, many independent shops, a church that rivals some cathedrals and a sumptuously ornate, free museum. Here is a nuts and bolts guide on how you can have a fabulous day in Marylebone on the cheap.
Each month I show you how to plan a budget day out in an interesting part of London, I throw in some cheap eats, shopping and culture and help you do it for less than £15. If you are travelling on a shoestring budget read on…

Rules for the Marylebone on a Budget, London for £15 challenge

I don’t include tube travel …the over 60s with a London address have a Oyster 60+ card which gives them free travel on the London Underground and buses. Many working Londoners are using Oyster cards with capped daily spends and and most tourists have a prepaid Oyster card.
And I don’t include memberships. If you are a Londoner on a low budget, I advise you to stock up on every subscription and membership that you can lay your hands on…just make sure that they are for venues that you will actually go to several times in the course of the year.

Why Marylebone High Street?

Marylebone is probably the only place that I can think of in the centre of London that has a village feel with markets, charity shops, churches and museums. It has a great foodie vibe with a handful of artisan food shops with authentic produce…no E numbers or factory produce here. What appeals to me is the sheer variety of sights and activities all with the feel of London a hundred years ago.

Moxton Street – a Foodie Heaven off Marylebone High Street

Moxton Street is the epicentre of foodie heaven with some surprising budget finds. At the weekends there is a food market at the end of the road where locals buy their produce and they then stop off at La Fromagerie to recover from their exertions and catch up with friends. Bill Nighy is often spotted in the restaurant Aubaine opposite.

Ginger Pig

The Ginger Pig is renowned for offering a roast lunch which is costed by weight…pork, stuffing, gravy…roasted vegetables with minty, lemony seasonings and gravy. There are also pies worthy of any Charles Dickens novel…hot sausage rolls, Cornish pasties etc. You can easily pick up allow cost takeaway lunch here for £5-£8.
The Butchery section of Marylebone's famous Ginger Pig.
The Butchery section of Marylebone’s famous Ginger Pig.
A good selection of high quality low priced cold meat pies
A good selection of high quality low priced cold meat pies
Great value sausage rolls. Choose the hot ones.
Great value sausage rolls. Choose the hot ones.
Roast pork with vegetables and salad priced by weight. Infinitely more delicious than the photograph.
Roast pork with vegetables and salad priced by weight. Infinitely more delicious than the photograph.

La Fromagerie

And then head next door to La Fromagerie which prides itself on sourcing its ingredients directly from top artisanal producers in the UK and Europe.Their food is fresh and beautifully presented. At the rear of the shop are tables dedicated to people sampling cheese boards and wine and there is a cafe with a small kitchen menu that includes the very popular Portuguese Sardines on toasted sough dough with caper berries and Amalfi lemon at £11.50…but as we are on a shoestring budget, I recommend sticking with the picnic idea from the Ginger Pig. Or to hell with it…blow your budget on a Yorkshire Salt Beef Sandwich with homemade slaw at £12 and focus on free activities for the rest of the day!
Whole Cheeses in the Window of La Fromagerie in Marylebone.
Whole Cheeses in the Window of La Fromagerie in Marylebone.
Beautiful Food Displays at La Fromagerie.
Beautiful Food Displays at La Fromagerie.
Go for the Carrot Cake a bargain at £3.20
Go for the Carrot Cake a bargain at £3.20
You can return to La Fromagerie for afternoon tea. They have home made cakes with deep buttery icing that they serve in gargantuan slices…enough for two people. Their cakes are are really good value at £3-£4 a slice, approximately.

If you are enjoying this post on shopping and sightseeing in Marylebone on a budget you may also like to read  20 Free Things to do in London (or Nearly Free) That You’ll Love.

Marylebone High Street

Pret

After that culinary overload you need to rest, so off to Pret. For frequent low budget adventurers I recommend the Pret Subscription as it allows you to have a free drink every 30 minutes, up to 5 times a day, for £30 a month and 10% off the food menu. Get a free barista coffee, or a cup of British Breakfast tea and leave the tea bag in to steep to get the full malty caffeine hit. I usually park myself on one of their outside tables and eat my picnic there. I know that this is frowned on but no one has said anything yet!

Charity Shops

The adjacent residential houses in Marylebone are all worth millions. They are where the super rich live. So it should come as no surprise that the charity shops on Marylebone High Street are choc full of discarded designer clothes, many unworn and still tagged from Harrods and Harvey Nichols.
Unlike the London suburbs. where you can pick up a piece of bargain second hand clothing for a couple of quid, these charity shop managers know how to price but you’d still be paying a fraction of the cost new.
Even if you don’t buy anything in the charity shops it is fun to look.
Found in a Marylebone charity shop. Is this a bargain? A £150 Pucci silk scarf.
Found in a Marylebone charity shop. Is this a bargain? A £150 Pucci silk scarf.

Daunt Books

Welcome to Daunt Books which is probably the most photographed book store in London – an independent bookseller with an original Edwardian interior featuring a two storey gallery which contributes to its olde world charms.
This is the place where celebrities come to do their book signings, so be sure to check out their Events page. Boris Johnson was photographed here recently.
Daunt Books exterior on Marylebone High Street
Daunt Books exterior on Marylebone High Street.
Gallery at Daunt Books
Gallery at Daunt Books
There is a huge selection of London books including this one on London for free.
There is a huge selection of London books including this one on London for free.

St James’s Church a Marylebone Church with a Beautiful Gothic Interior

St James’s Church in Spanish Place is not on the tourist circuit but it has an interior that would rival that of many a famous European cathedral. It’s in an early Gothic style. There has been a church in this site for centuries and the current church opened in 1890. There are beautiful paintings, statues and brasses. The church does a lot of work for the homeless. There is a daily mass. The church is free to visit and is a must for your Marylebone on a budget day out – you can make a small donation in the boxes provided.
St James's church exterior in Marylebone with its flying buttress
St James’s church exterior in Marylebone with its flying buttress
Gothic revival interior.
Gothic revival interior.
Polished brass tomb covering.
Polished brass tomb covering.
Altar frieze.
Altar frieze.

Wallace Collection is Marylebone’s Glitzy Glamorous Free Museum

The Wallace Collection is the jewel of Marylebone – a gilded, glitzy, glamorous museum in Manchester Square. It is stuffed with objet d’art, hand carved furniture, armoury and marble statues. And best of all it is free to visit but a small donation is encouraged.
Visit Marylebone's free museum and see this amazing ornate fireplace offset by red flock wallpaper.
Visit Marylebone’s free museum and see this amazing ornate fireplace offset by red flock wallpaper.
Frans Hals The Laughing Cavalier
Frans Hals The Laughing Cavalier
The grand marble staircase with gilded balustrade and burgundy carpet.
The grand marble staircase with gilded balustrade and burgundy carpet.

Are you thinking of a day out away from London? We have a fabulous post on a day trip to Lewes (East Sussex) and its surrounding villages.


Wallace Collection Museum Shop

The Wallace Collection museum shop has things that you might actually want in your home which makes it a rare find in the world of souvenir type shops and it is not too pricy.
Stylish dressing gowns many with London maps or typography.
Stylish dressing gowns many with London maps or typography.
For those looking for a tasteful apron depicting a naked man.
For those looking for a tasteful apron depicting a naked man.
Entry to exhibitions is currently £14 but you can buy annual membership for the Wallace Collection that would give you free entry to exhibitions for a year for £45 (single adult membership 2023). If you have a National Arts Club Fund membership you can gain admission at a 50% discount for £7. And of course, if you are on a tight budget and without the necessary memberships, there’s plenty to see in the free permanent galleries.

Harley Street and Selfridges

I ended my day with a walk down Harley Street gazing at the practitioners’ plaques and window boxes and did a bit of browsing in Selfridges.

Instead of heading south towards Oxford Street you could extend your day by going north towards Baker’s Street and visiting the free Queen Mary’s Rose Garden in Regents Park. We have a blog post entitled Queen Mary’s Rose Garden – A Sublime Floral Display.


Total Spend for my Marylebone on a Budget Day Out

My low cost day in Marylebone was only £3.20! I only spent money on the cake in La Fromagerie. I was gifted a few food samples as part of my blog research which kept me going.
If you had a picnic lunch from the Ginger Pig or one of the many cafes in Marylebone High Street, used your Pret subscription and focussed on free entry to the church and the Wallace Collection you could have a fab day out for well under £15.
There’s far more to see in Marylebone on a budget, so please subscribe so you don’t miss another London for £15 blog post in the area.

A Fortnum and Mason Hamper Fit For a Londoner

A Fortnum and Mason Hamper

In my wildest fantasies, I imagine being gifted a hamper…not just any old hamper but a wicker Fortnum and Mason hamper bearing the chic black monogram and brim filled with exquisite treats – each one in beautiful packaging A hamper fit for a Londoner of refined taste (me). And it would be the sort of hamper that would thrill all Londoners from monarchs to the locked-down and quarantined in the London suburbs.

Fortnum and Mason Hampers are a Right Royal Treat

Today I had an email from the Queen’s grocer, Fortnum and Mason informing me of their Locked Down Lovers Hamper…a worthy alternative, in these times of virus, to a Valentine’s dinner

An opportunity for lovers everywhere to change into seductive jimjams and snuggle on the sofa with the delights of a bottle of Cote du Rhone, chocolate covered raspberries, stilton, butter biscuits, rose petal and prosecco jelly and dark chocolate macadamia nut biscuits amongst other delectables.

But in my small household of me and my cat, we have a more savoury meaty, fishy tooth, we like sharper, bitter umami tasting things, London things. A pork pie or scotch egg anyone?

My Fortnum and Mason hamper needs a good selection of savoury items like this delicious pork pie.
My Fortnum and Mason hamper needs a good selection of savoury items like this delicious pork pie.

As a double royal warrant holder, Fortnum and Mason supplies both the Queen and the Prince of Wales. And naturally, I want whatever she is having!

I can’t quite picture Her Majesty, on the sofa, snuggled up to the Duke of Edinburgh with a bag of chocolate covered raspberries.

Anything that I choose for my perfect Fortnum and Mason hamper has to shout from the rooftops “supplied by the Queen’s grocer and fit for the Queen”.

So I have trawled through the Fortnum and Mason’s omnibus of fine delicacies, condiments and preserves to see if I could create the perfect selection, the most scrumptious of scrumptious, the most Toad of Toad Hall and the most Rupert Bear of all offerings.

Fortnum and Mason est. 1707, is a jewel box of a shop with liveried staff. Decked in an iconic turquoise blue, it screams luxury and refinement. Stopping off point for stage coaches, sender of sustenance to wars and boarding schools. Purveyor of goods to royals. A lifeline in the heart of Piccadilly.

What is the Winning Fortnum and Mason’s Hamper formula?

I analysed all Superior and Show Stopper Fortnum and Mason hampers priced £200-£2,500 and concluded that a magic and majestic hamper needs to contain items in these categories:

  • Tea and coffee
  • Preserves and honey
  • Savoury crackers
  • Pates and spreads
  • Ham and cheese
  • Chutney and mustard
  • Sweet Biscuits
  • Chocolates
  • Wine and spirits
  • A gift item eg. a cook book or a tea pot
A top of the range Fortnum and Mason hamper.
A top of the range Fortnum and Mason hamper.

My Winning  Criteria

All delicious consumables would need to pass the following test:

  • Something I couldn’t, or wouldn’t, make from a recipe
  • Delectable to the extent that I would be salivating as I tear open the packaging
  • Uniquely English and preferably with a London twist
  • True to its royal heritage and fitting for Queen Elizabeth II
  • Something clearly superior to a supermarket product

Here’s a Fortnum and Mason Hamper Fit for a Londoner – This Londoner! Me!

In blue, black and white – here is my gift list for birthdays, Christmas, Easter, Valentine’s, Pancake Day, My Cat’s Name Day or any other special occasion. The work has been done for you!

Traditional Potted Stilton

This cheese is the celebrity of Stiltons, it is made from the last family-owned Stilton producer in the UK, and only with milk from the three ‘Stilton counties’ – Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire and Leicestershire. And the jar has cachet.

Welsh Rarebit Cheese Straws

My mother used to make cheese straws with pastry, cheddar and mustard powder.

But the best cheese straws are the ones wheeled out at the Goring Hotel. It is well worth going there for a few drinks just for the complimentary bar snacks.

Can Fortnum and Mason win a cheese straw competition? Theirs is made with cheddar cheese and hints of mustard and is perfect to enjoy alongside a tipple or two.

Piccadilly Piccalilli Pantry Jar

I like English mustard, I like cauliflower, onions, and gherkins, carrots and green beans and I like piccalilli. It’s like an adult version of Heinz Sandwich Spread. And I think it pairs very nicely with ham so this is going in.

Walnut & Seed Crackers

Traditionally, British crackers have been a bit bland. I have a loathing for cream crackers. They always seem to emerge slightly stale from the tin. I would be excited to have these bold nutty, savoury biscuits.

Pork pie, cheese, piccalilli and crackers are the perfect park picnic – just add grapes.

Jubilee Blend Tea

A special blend of tea brought out to commemorate the Queen's Jubilee.
A special blend of tea brought out to commemorate the Queen’s Jubilee.

In 2012, Queen Elizabeth had her Diamond Jubilee and we were invited to a garden party at Buckingham Palace.

On arrival, we received a wicker hamper containing chilled country garden soup, jubilee chicken, smoked salmon, cheese and chutney, bread and cakes with lavish servings of champagne.

It was a dreary and rainy afternoon but we feasted on blankets in the grounds, serenaded by a string quartet.

Fortnum and Mason marked the occasion by producing a special tea blend of Indian, Ceylon and China teas, creating a slightly smoky tea. Perfect for a Queen’s garden party.

Rose & Violet English Creams

Rose and Violet Creams are a London thing.
Rose and Violet Creams are a London thing.
Gifts inside the Fortnum and Mason hamper have their pretty signature turquoise packaging.
Gifts inside the Fortnum and Mason hamper have their pretty signature turquoise packaging.

Growing up, I liked parma violet sweets which came in a thin tube and tasted artificial and violetty. But how much better it would be to have chocolates made with real flower essences suspended in fondant cream and enrobed in dark chocolate with their pretty crystallised flower decorations.

Floral creams are beloved by royalty. Fortnum and Mason Rose & Violet English Creams are proclaimed to be their signature chocolates.

Very English. Very Royal. Very London.

Burlington Breakfast Marmalade

No food hamper would be complete without a marmalade.
No food hamper would be complete without a marmalade.

Many years ago, I was stumbling about exploring a local park in Chiswick and came across a tiny neo-Palladian mansion surrounded by sphinx statues and filled with priceless antiquities.

Chiswick House
Chiswick House

It was Chiswick House, Lord Burlington’s summer house and here I was on a glorious Summer day overcome by the urge, not just to visit, but to work there, surrounded by the beautiful treasures that he acquired on his Grand Tour.

And each day for that summer, I sat on a carved, mahogany chair in one of the upstairs interconnecting rooms reading books about Lord Burlington.

Lord Burlington’s London residence, Burlington House (the Royal Academy) is opposite Fortnum’s which is why they decided to name a marmalade in his honour. They believe that there is a parallel between his love of 16th century architecture and the fine construction of this marmalade of pale golden jelly mixed with fine cut peel.

Who knows? But I think I would be every happy with a jar of anything with his name on it.

Blackberry Preserve

Make sure that your Fortnum and Mason hamper has Blackberry Preserve. It would be nice on fresh hot scones.
Make sure that your Fortnum and Mason hamper has Blackberry Preserve. It would be nice on fresh hot scones.

Jam used to be something that was made in every kitchen. As kids, we used to go foraging in late August for blackberries in the local fields. Then my mother would mix them with apples to make a dense, treacly jam with cellophane paper lids held firm with a rubber band. It was like a blue-blooded murder in the kitchen, all of us stained with blackberry juice.

Stirring the berries with the sugar for jam making.
Stirring the berries with the sugar for jam making.
Jars of home made blackberry jam.
Jars of home made blackberry jam.
Fresh scones with blackberry jam and clotted cream.
Fresh scones with blackberry jam and clotted cream.
Blackberry jam making
Blackberry jam making

Fortunately, in the 2020s we don’t need to go to all that trouble. Fortnum and Mason Blackberry Preserve is described as “juicy and fragrant without being too sweet”. This would be amazing on warm, home-made fruit scones with a thick layer of clotted cream.

Rose Petal & English Honey Jelly

Rose petal jelly for those who like the finer things in life.
Rose petal jelly for those who like the finer things in life.

My father used to have an Egyptian friend who was addicted to the finer things in life and one of his peculiar penchants was for the Fortnum and Mason’s Rose Petal Jam. I’m still trying to get my head round this! Being curious, I ventured into a local Asian area and bought some rose jam which has been languishing in my cupboard untried for a year or so.

But I’d be keen to try this honey jelly with a fragrant rose scent. It would be memorable. Really, how many people have tasted a rose petal honey jelly? A dinner table talking point.

Lemon Curd Biscuits

Lemon Curd biscuits a Fortnum and Mason hamper staple.
Lemon Curd biscuits a Fortnum and Mason hamper staple.

This is a classic lemon curd buttery biscuit and would be moreishly delicious with a zesty flavour created from real lemon-curd. This is going in!


If you are looking for less pricy treats that are available from your local supermarket check out our post on London Snacks. And our post on Buying Tea in London  is worth a read. We particularly enjoyed Postcard Teas London Roast.


London Dry Gin

London gin perfect for difficult days. It's everyone's favourite tipple.
London gin perfect for difficult days. It’s everyone’s favourite tipple.

As I learned at a pre-lockdown gin tasting at Ronnie Scott’s, gin doesn’t have much flavour until botanicals are added. This information was gleaned before I over-tasted and things became a blur. The botanicals for this gin include bergamot, nutmeg and juniper…and it tastes citrussy and spicy. Nothing quite hits the spot after a difficult locked down day than a gin and tonic with a few nibbles.

Blanc de Blanc

A bottle of Blanc de Blanc premium champagne.
A bottle of Blanc de Blanc premium champagne.

A few years ago, I went to a show at the Hippodrome Casino, an adult themed musical, hilarious in its vulgarity, called Blanc de Blanc. It ended with a semi-naked man (with very tight speedos) cavorting in a glass of champagne. It was at that precise moment that I realised that there was champagne and champagne, and that the Rolls Royce of champagnes was Blanc de Blanc.

The Fortnum and Mason Cook Book

A Fortnum and Mason Hamper must have a Cookbook.
A Fortnum and Mason Hamper must have a Cookbook.

I have been the privileged attendee at many of the events in the Fortnum and Mason kitchen shop on the first floor. Dishes are frequently demonstrated from the Fortnum and Mason Cook Book. Everything (and I mean everything) that comes out of the oven is mouth-wateringly divine and served by uniformed staff on silver platters.

This book is written by Tom Parker Bowles, a London based food writer broadcaster and restaurant critic for The Mail on Sunday and Food Editor of Esquire magazine. I like its old fashioned logic (Breakfast, Morning Tea, Lunch etc.) and simple quintessentially British recipes covering all the important things in life like how to cook kippers, boil eggs, and pair blueberry scones with stilton…old fashioned food at its best.

Pickled Brussel Sprouts

Pickled Brussels sprouts are clearly a Fortnum and Mason Hamper essential
Pickled Brussels sprouts are clearly a Fortnum and Mason Hamper essential

I’ve got to be honest this statement by Fortnum and Mason is something I somewhat doubt,

“Deliciously crunchy and oh-so-British, we’re sure these glorious Pickled Brussels Sprouts will win over even the most ardent of sprout naysayers.”

but I’d be prising the lid off with alacrity to try them.

I could be one of the handful of people in London who has eaten a pickled Brussel sprout. Surely, it’s worth a shot?

You may also be interested in our blog post on less upmarket popular London snacks.

Where to buy a Fortnum and Mason Hamper

A Fortnum and Mason hamper and other delectables can be purchased online from www.fortnumandmason.com

Les 110 de Taillevent Lunch Review

The Les 110 Taillevent lunch menu

Les 110 de Taillevent has one of the most exclusive lunch menus in London. Treat yourself to exquisite food accompanied by one of 110 wines served by the glass in a luxe gentleman’s club style setting. 

As one of a stout and portly disposition, I find myself visiting a Wimpole Street nutritionist on the regular. We spend an hour discussing the perils of eating French fries, bread and other evil carbs all the while taking measurements, body composition and blood pressure. At the end of my appointment, I find a nice restaurant to while away a few hours as I then have a full month before I subject myself to the same medical ordeal.

Les 110 de Taillevent

 

 

The Les 110 Taillevent lunch menu displayed outside on its iron railings.
The Les 110 Taillevent lunch menu displayed outside on its iron railings.

 

History

To be fully armed you need to have some understanding of Les 110 Taillevent history. It is the sister restaurant of the iconic Michelin starred restaurant Le Taillevent in Paris  which serves classical gastronomic French food. Les 110 Taillevent is famous for its wines and has won a procession of awards for fine wine, young sommelier and best restaurant. It is the very  antithesis of showy, gaudy and fashionista dining…it exudes classical and refined elegance in everything from decor to the froth on the coffee.

 

Location

So it was with some delight that I found Les 110 de Taillevent conveniently positioned nearby on the corner of Harley Street and overlooking Cavendish Square – a mere stone’s throw from the rear of John Lewis, Oxford Street and a convenient five-minute walk from the Elizabeth Line Hanover Square exit.

Entrance to Les 110 Taillevent
Entrance to Les 110 Taillevent

Ambiance

Les 110 de Taillevent has a reassuringly subdued stone exterior with gilded signage and neat outdoor seating under calico umbrellas.  The interior is a classy moss green reminiscent of a gentleman’s club.

Moss green gentleman's club interior of Les 110 Taillevant.
Moss green gentleman’s club interior of Les 110 Taillevant.

 

On this occasion, I enticed my nutritionist to lunch where we imbibed and munched through the very dishes and beverages that she had just spent an hour advising me not to eat.

 

 

The Legendary Wine List

 

110 wines are available by the glass at lunch.
110 wines are available by the glass at lunch.

Les 110 Taillevent is noted for its cellar with 110 wines served by the glass. I left my doctor friend to ponder this extensive selection and she chose well. We had a leggy, full-bodied Côtes du Rhône, Le Clos du Caillou, 2016 which had smooth, smoke and pepper notes.

Lunch Hours

The Les 110 Taillevent Lunch Menu is served from 12.00 to 14.30  Monday to Friday and contains a la carte menu plates.

Service

The first thing that strikes you about Les 110 Taillevent is the service which is suited in monochrome, discreet and friendly. Despite arriving without a reservation, the manager was  keen to offer us his best available table with a view over Harley Street.

Bread

Crusty bread and salted whipped butter
Crusty bread and salted whipped butter

My doctor friend and I looked longingly at the hot bread and whipped salted butter which is on the diet verboten list. The waiter gave us a little nudge and told us it was amazing and we were like runners off a starting block. The bread was chewy and flavoursome and the sweet butter had a mousse consistency and which was offset by flaked sea salt.

 

Complimentary Canapes

Complimentary canapés of cheese gougere and smoked salmon and avocado mousse tart.
Complimentary canapés of cheese gougere and smoked salmon and avocado mousse tart.

The complimentary canapes of salmon and avocado and cheese puffs, precision arranged on a grey slate, were a tasty portend of things to come.

 

Starters

Squid in broth a jewelled work of art.
Squid in broth a jewelled work of art.

On the day that we visited Les 110 Taillevent there was a choice of a Cashew Nut Soup with marcona almonds, kohlrabi and seasonal fruits or Squid with bell pepper, chorizo, courgette in a butter sauce to start.

 

Our starter arrived in huge black rimmed saucers. There was nothing visually resembling squid on the plate. It looked like a bowl of gem stones garnished with black lace. The creamy broth was liberally spattered with red onion, courgette and flat parsley and garnished with delicate sheet seaweed. It was as delicious as it was visually stunning.

 

Mains

The Les 110 Taillevent lunch mains include Welsh cuts of lamb individually and perfectly cooked.
The Les 110 Taillevent lunch mains include Welsh cuts of lamb individually and perfectly cooked.

The menu choices were Welsh Lamb Saddle with aubergine, yoghurt, blackcurrant and a lamb jus or Cod with heritage tomatoes, basil in a tomato broth.

 

Our lamb was cooked to tender perfection- various lamb cuts were individually cooked some caramelised with slivers of fat, others stewed and rolled or pan fried to a perfect pink with a floral garnish and accompanied by a jug of hot jus.

 

If I am to criticise anything in this otherwise perfect meal, I would suggest that the mains could be served with a vegetable garnish.

 

We shared a side dish of glazed tenderstem broccoli with sesame seeds which was extra to the set lunch menu. This was neither chewy or al dente and the glaze and sesame seeds provided an interesting oriental flavour.

 

 

Desserts

The signature 70% chocolate mousse was the perfect ending to our Les 110 Taillevent lunch.
The signature 70% chocolate mousse was the perfect ending to our Les 110 Taillevent lunch.

I was delighted to see their signature chocolate mousse with a 70% hot chocolate sauce on the Les 110 Taillevant lunch menu. The other choice was their Cox apple terrine flavoured with cinnamon and a Granny Smith sorbet.

 

Recalling my doctor’s earlier advice, we discussed for a nano second sharing a dessert. Fortunately, we came quickly to our senses. Our waiter was most reassuring and agreed that when out at lunch we should eat exactly what we fancy.

 

When the plate of chocolate pudding topped with a quenelle of chocolate mousse and hot chocolate sauce arrived we knew we had made the right call. The distinct but complimentary chocolate textures were a tastebud operetta.

 

Coffee

Les 110 Taillevent prepare a black Americano with a perfect crema and smooth taste
Les 110 Taillevent prepare a black Americano with a perfect crema and smooth taste

Black Americanos were a final and ineffectual nod to our diets. These were smooth with a pleasing crema.

 

Complimentary Petit Fours

We were presented with delicate brioches topped with a piping of chocolate mousse and juicy jellies garnished with gold leaf…perfect mouthfuls.

 

 

Bill

The bill was in the region of £190 and included service. While it is not the cheapest lunch in the vicinity it is doubtless the most elegant.

 


Have you enjoyed our Les 110 Taillevent lunch review? You may also like our review of the Brasserie Zedel Set Menus. Brasserie Zedel is a beautiful Art Deco restaurant in the heart of Piccadilly.  It is at the other end of the lunch budget spectrum.


Walking Off the Les 110 de Taillevent Lunch

I parted company from my doctor who needed to get back to work. The Wallace Collections is a gentle stroll from here and houses delightful paintings. Browsing in Daunt Books may also be a fun post prandial activity.

 


We have more suggestions on how to spend a pleasant few hours in the nearby vicinity of Marylebone.  See our post on Marylebone on a Budget.


 

Our Verdict on the Les 110 de Taillevent Lunch

 

We had a lovely, un-rushed afternoon with all the attention that you would expect in private dining room.  While the set lunch is not cheap, it represents good value for such an elegant venue. The food presentation is exquisite. Delicate garnishes were tweezered and arranged into a veritable Monet work of art.

 

Contact Details for Les 110 de Taillevent lunch

Address

Les 110 de Taillevent
16 Cavendish Square
London W1G 9DD

Telephone

+44 20 3141 6016

Website

Les 110 de Taillevent Lunch Menu

The Les 110 de Taillevent Lunch Menu is served from Monday to Saturday: 12pm to 2:30pm

 

 

 

 

 

 

ENO’s Gilbert & Sullivan Walking Tour Review

ENO’s Gilbert & Sullivan Walking Tour Review
ENO’s Gilbert & Sullivan Walking Tour Review

As soon as I set eyes on the ENO’s Gilbert and Sullivan walking tour I pounced. There was everything to like about it…free tickets, curated by my favourite bass baritone John Savournin and an opportunity to hear great opera sung outside of a traditional auditorium.

ENO’s Gilbert and Sullivan Walking Tour

The ENO’s Gilbert and Sullivan walking tour started at the entrance to the Savoy Hotel. This was my very first surprise. I have been basking in the misapprehension that the Savoy entrance was on the Strand next to the Savoy Theatre. Who would have thought that an even grander hotel entrance with floral gardens existed behind the other grand hotel entrance?

In the midst of the flora and foliage are monuments paying homage to the combined talents of Gilbert and Sullivan.

 

Monuments and statues to Gilbert and Sullivan grace Victoria Embankment.
Monuments and statues to Gilbert and Sullivan grace Victoria Embankment.

John Savournin kicked things off wearing a black topper and giving an equally stylish rendition.

John Savournin kicked the opera tour off in style.
John Savournin kicked the opera tour off in style.

We were then whisked away to meet a handcuffed Ruairi Bowen singing a sad lament while dolefully awaiting his execution.

A doleful performance from a singer about to be executed.
A doleful performance from a singer about to be executed.

Zoe Drummond convinced us of her prim and ladylike virtues with melodic voice, all the while dancing demurely with a parasol. She wasn’t even fazed when an elderly old crock like myself tripped on the grass in front of her. Next time I hope she chooses a younger and more agile audience participant.

Prim ladylike and ultimately unfazed vocal performance.
Prim ladylike and ultimately unfazed vocal performance.

Trevor Eliot Bowes made a fine copper with his menacing Victorian gestures and his cartoonish antics. His truncheon holding and silly walk was straight out of a silent movie accompanied by a lively yet stern vocal performance.  He was a proper “job’s worth”.

A comically stern vocal performance from a Victorian policeman.
A comically stern vocal performance from a Victorian policeman.

On our travels down Whitehall we came across an overheating Ossian Huskian in full bear skinned hat regalia who entertained us royally. He caused much consternation to bemused strolling tourists.

A Royal opera treat from a singing soldier.
A Royal opera treat from a singing soldier.

We met Sir Joseph (Richard Suart), “The Ruler of the Queen’s Navee” outside Admiralty Arch. It was a perfect moment, the magnificence of Trafalgar Square and the Admiralty buildings, an eccentric and exquisitely attired admiral in his embroidery and feathers singing the most famous of Gilbert and Sullivan Songs “When I was a Lad”.

The spendors of Admiralty Arch and Trafalgar Square contributed to the tour.
The spendors of Admiralty Arch and Trafalgar Square contributed to the tour.
Meeting the Ruler of the Queen's Navee was the highlight of ENO’s Gilbert & Sullivan Walking Tour
Meeting the Ruler of the Queen’s Navee was the highlight of ENO’s Gilbert & Sullivan Walking Tour

We ended the tour back at the London Coliseum where we were met by two dancing and singing faeries, so sweet they looked as if they had been plucked from the pages of Hans Christian Andersen’s Fairy Tales.

Sweet natured dancing faeries conclude ENO’s Gilbert & Sullivan Walking Tour
Sweet natured dancing faeries conclude ENO’s Gilbert & Sullivan Walking Tour

The creative and office team who had masterminded this wonderful tour were there to wave us off and we were each presented with a beautifully illustrated book of Jonathan Miller’s production of The Mikado.

It was a perfect day…perfect opera, perfect weather and perfect logistics. It is productions like this that make the ENO such an important cultural asset to London.


If you are a fan of Gilbert and Sullivan you may enjoy our review of the ENO’s HMS Pinafore. 


The ENO’s Gilbert & Sullivan Walking Tour is now sold out but keep an eye open for similar ENO initiatives and of course, book Iolanthe which is on from the 5-25 October.

Where to have coffee and cake in London? – Ask a Londoner

Coffee and cake in London.
Coffee and cake in London.

Having coffee and cake in London is one of life’s greatest pleasures. You look forward to it all morning and commence your prowl through London streets hoping to stumble upon the perfect place with the most enticing of selections.

 

Coffee and Cake in London

Your chosen spot for coffee and cake in London needs to have just the right mix of patisserie, fruit selections, chocolate concoctions and iced sponge cakes. Now before you get excited, I have never found such an establishment and I know London quite well. The cake situation is divided pretty much into cafes which sell old fashioned English cakes  e.g. Victoria sponge, carrot cake, coffee and walnut cake and Bakewell tart. And more predominantly, there are French style patisseries that serve croissants, fruit tarts and mille feuille.

 

Choose London Cafes with Great Ambience Near Interesting Locations

Good cakes are never the only consideration when hunting down coffee and cake in London; we also need to factor in  location and ambience…there’s no point in hounding the most exquisite cakes if they are served in a dingy, greasy spoon cafe in the back of beyond.

In the summer, there is nothing more delightful than sitting outside with a great London street view and watching people walk past casting admiring glances at your thoughtfully chosen cake.

 

Select Quality Coffee in Porcelain cups and Tea Served in Teapots

Honestly, I am not the sort of person who can tell a good coffee from a bad one. However, tea is a different story. Most cafes serving coffee and cake in London worth their salt will at least offer an English Breakfast tea and an Earl Grey. But I like to go for a pot of tea…none of those paper cups for me, thank you.


If your preferred tipple is tea instead of coffee why not check out our posts on where to buy tea in London and this particularly delicious London Roast tea blend from Postcard Teas.


So let’s get into it

 

The Connaught Patisserie in Mount Street, Mayfair

Very expensive, exquisite looking London cake concoctions

An embossed napkin at The Connaught Patisserie.
An embossed napkin at The Connaught Patisserie.
The cherry cake at The Connaught Patisserie.
The cherry cake at The Connaught Patisserie.

I had to try the Connaught Patisserie’s coffee and cake, having watched various YouTubers sample the jaw dropping selection and reporting on their equally astonishing prices.

The cakes are works of art category. Many are garnished in gold leaf. And at £16 plus service you’d expect them to be encrusted with gem stones.

I ordered a diminutive decaffeinated cappuccino coffee and the cherry cake with a cherry marmalade, pastry cream and topped with half a dozen perfectly sliced fresh cherries all atop a crunchy biscuit base.

Knowing the bill would be horrific, I just tapped my card without looking. I have just checked my bank account and I paid nearly £27.

Their clientele is mostly Middle Eastern. I got chatting to a lady next to me who was enjoying her strawberry cake. I asked her why there were so many Arabs in this area and she explained that the temperatures in Saudia Arabia were averaging 50c per day and many Saudis came over to London for the summer to escape the heat. They either stayed in their Mayfair holiday home or one of the local hotels. I love the diversity of London.

I asked her about paying these extortionate prices. She sounded surprised. Was this really expensive for coffee and cake in London? This establishment definitely caters for those where money is no object.

The cafe itself is small and modern in a Barbie pink and with great service.

I would say to get the full experience you need to get there in the morning when the cakes are looking their best and there is a full selection. You won’t want to pay £16-£20 for a cake with a dried out topping and then be rushed out of the door at closing time.

The Connaught Patisserie, Carlos Place Mayfair London W1K 2AL

La Fromagerie in Moxon Street, Marylebone

Surprisingly good value coffee and homemade cakes in a friendly atmosphere

The carrot cake at La Fromagerie.
The carrot cake at La Fromagerie.
My slice of carrot cake and coffee served in the La Fromagerie cafe
My slice of carrot cake and coffee served in the La Fromagerie cafe

I have featured the cafe at La Fromagerie on my blog previously. It is an artisanal grocer which specialises in expertly sourced produce. They have a small bakery selection in the back of the shop where you can choose your cake and then sit in the cafe and ask to be brought a slice and a coffee.

The cakes are hand made and use top quality ingredients. The prices are reasonable at approx £4.50 for a generous slice of crumbly, carrot cake with a buttery icing. I spotted some nice looking fresh fruit cakes and chocolate tortes: making a decision was difficult.

There are a few outside tables but I prefer to sit at the back chatting to the staff and customers…everyone I have met exudes bonhomie. This is one of the best places for a coffee and a cake in London.


While you are having your coffee and cake, why not take our quiz on Cockney Rhyming Slang?


La Fromagerie, 2 – 4 Moxon Street, London, W1U 4EW

Wa Japanese Patisserie in Covent Garden and Ealing Broadway

Moderately priced for fantastic quality, stylish coffee and cakes in London

White sesame cheesecake at Wa Patisserie. This is divine.
White sesame cheesecake at Wa Patisserie. This is divine.

Wa produces the most exquisite French style patisserie with a Japanese twist.

Over the years, I have probably had all of their creations…my favourites are their white sesame cheese cake with its black sesame seed base and the Mont Blanc (chestnut cream). If you are one of those peculiar matcha lovers you will delight in their matcha tiramisu and matcha roll.

Chocolate and Praline Cake at Wa Patisserie. One of the most delicious cakes in London.
Chocolate and Praline Cake at Wa Patisserie.One of the most delicious cakes in London.

I have found Londoners grumbling about the prices here but honestly for such expertly created, stylish and photographable cakes, I will happily pay £5-7 a slice.

If you are interested in living dangerously they have a few unique and delicious sweet breads. While not stricty a cake, their An Pan is a soft white bread filled with a sweet, red Azuki bean filling. Bizarre but delicious. Are you brave enough to try their Yakisoba pan with its home cooked noodle filling topped with seaweed and dried fish flakes? At £3.20 it could be worth the risk.

The service in this coffee and cake spot is charming in a uniquely Japanese way. I love their pottery crockery and the zen-clean, white space flecked with gold lights and wood tables.

Wa – Ealing Broadway 32 Haven Green Ealing, London, W5 2NX

Wa – Covent Garden 5 New Row London, WC2N 4LH

Paul in Piccadilly and Paternoster Square

Very reasonable prices and reliable high quality coffee and cake in London with some great locations

Paul for good value, high quality pastries.
Paul for good value, high quality pastries.

Paul may be an odd choice for the best coffee and cake in London as it is a chain bakery and cafe. However, their cakes are reliably good and rival those of the best hotels

Paul’s overlooking St Pauls Cathedral is a great find with outside tables in the historic courtyard. You get that London vibe with delicious cake at favourable prices.

Paul’s on Piccadilly is another marvellous location. If there are no outside tables, I take my cake as a takeaway and buy coffee next door at Pret.  Sandwiched between the glories of the Royal Academy and the Ritz and  just a short stroll to Fortnum and Mason and the Hatchards book shop…what more could any one want?

PAUL St. Paul’s, 2 Paternoster Square, London EC4M 7DX

PAUL Piccadilly Unit 6 Piccadilly Arcade & 173 Piccadilly,  London
SW1Y 6NH

 

 


If you have enjoyed this piece on coffee and cake in London, why not look at our post on London’s best dessert. You may also want to explore our traditional puddings and the history behind them.


 

 

As usual, I have personally tried each of these recommendations. I hope that I have given you some inspiration of where to sample some of the best coffee and cakes in London.

Opera Holland Park La Boheme (2023). We laughed! We cried!

Opera Holland Park’s La bohème has memorable staging and standout vocals.

Opera Holland Park, La bohème (c) Craig Fuller
Opera Holland Park, La bohème (c) Craig Fuller

La bohème is a Scintillating New Production for Opera Holland Park

Giacomo Puccini’s La bohème may be the most famous opera of all time: the spartan, gloomy scenes of impoverished Bohemian life are balanced by colourful street scenes and punctuated by dramatic arias. I always look forward to the warm, convivial meal in Café Momus in Act II which takes my mind off these freezing living conditions, lack of food and a dying heroine.

The popularity of La bohème lies in its pathos. Audiences are often moved to tears. For me, the acid test is plausibility. Do I feel that I am freezing in Paris? Am I convinced by the camaraderie of the flat sharers?  Do I feel that Rodolfo is in love with Mimi and is Musetta sufficiently exasperating?

La Boheme is Set in a 1950s Film Studio

Director, Natascha Metherill makes her Holland Park debut with an unusual twist on this 1896 classic setting it in a 1950s Italian film studio where our Bohemians are filming La Vie Parisienne.

In Act I, Adam Gilbert as Rodolfo, warmed gently to Mimì (Katie Bird), a wardrobe girl, who knocks on his attic door asking for a light for her candle. Rodolfo moves from awkward suitor to a star struck lover, all in the space of a short duet. Their sumptuous voices intensify as they become increasingly more enamoured and besotted.

The Italian film studio staging is not entirely successful and you are left puzzled why Rodolfo is wearing smart trousers, a red tie and a business shirt. It also seems unlikely that he would burn his film script in frustration at not being paid.  However, this concept does effectively resolve an issue which is how to make use of  the extra wide stage and additional stage in front of the audience pit. The back of the stage is the wardrobe department and scene cloth back drops while the protruding front stage is the preserve of the cameraman who is pushed along as if on a dolly.

Commendable Set and Costume Designs

Designer, Madeleine Boyd’s evocative street scenes are straight out of a Belle Époque poster; women in black, ruched dresses and feathered hats and men equally resplendent in tail coats and top hats were all carefully accentuated in a deep Parisian red.  The staging was enhanced by some memorable choreography of children chanting, dancing and clapping. In the midst of this, the toy seller, Papaginoli (Philip Costovski), clambers on his box and does his Greatest Show Man routine. A perfect slice of French life.

Opera Holland Park La bohème  Comic Elements

The arrival of Benoît (Henry Grant Kerswell) is always a treat; the landlord who comes to collect his rent but becomes entrapped by over sharing with his tenants who then taunt him over his womanising and throw him out. Kerswell did not disappoint, dressed in a baggy suit with a splendid voice and comical moves. Later, he plays Alcindor at the Café Momus, an elderly suitor who is perfect prey for the women of the night. Much hilarity ensues from his oafish gestures and nauseating table manners.

Musetta, a Femme Fatale with Strong Vocals

There was a standout performance from Musetta (Elizabeth Karani) with her big voice and equally large repertoire of femme fatale poses…a scary wench if there ever was one. In her duet with Marcello (Ross Ramgobin) there’s no need to read the surtitles, or speak fluent Italian, to realise that he was singing something on the lines of “Wimmen! Can’t live with them and can’t live without them”.

Directing and Conducting Triumphed Over the Usual La bohème Pitfalls

One of the tricky issues in directing La bohème concerns the Act IV attic scene with its macho camaraderie between Rodolfo, Schaunard, Colline and Marcello. If played towards the audience, it looks awkward and unconvincing and if acted more naturally facing each other, it is difficult to distinguish the voices. Natascha Metherill manages to get this just right.

The British bass, Barnaby Rea, in the role of Colline, decides to pawn his beloved jacket to pay for Mimi’s medicines. He sings “Vecchia zimarra” with deep, powerful vocals and laddish, gallic gestures. The conductor is to be commended for ensuring that this aria is nice and slow as befitting a funeral dirge.

The City of London Sinfonia Orchestra Capably Led by George Jackson

The City of London Sinfonia was capably conducted by George Jackson. He produced an almost cinematic, musical backdrop to the action leaving plenty of space for occasional pieces which were sung a capella. The music in the street scenes was bright and lively. Violins exquisitely played some befitting, sadder notes when the lovers decide to separate and on Mimì’s death scene.

Opera Holland Park’s La bohème Ticks Most of My Boxes

While the 1950s fit set staging was not entirely plausible, Opera Holland Park ensures that its La bohème is a knockout with a poignant capture of love, forceful arias, warm street vignettes, cosy café scenes and joyful camaraderie set against a backdrop of poverty, parting and death.  There were many wet eyes in the house as the lights went up.

 


If you enjoy opera you may like to read our other opera reviews. We have previously reviewed ENO’s La bohème. If you are new to opera you may also enjoy our blog post on tips for a perfect night at the London opera.


 

Performances until 5 August 2023. A few tickets remain and they can be purchased from the Opera Holland Park La Boheme website.

Are these London Snacks Heaven or Hell?

London Snacks Photo by Timothy West
London Snacks Photo by Timothy West

London snacks are not to everyone’s taste. You maybe salivating when you read through this list or decide that our snacks are an abomination. 

Snacking in London on Traditional British Foods

As one man’s meat is another man’s poison, l will take you through my personal snacks from heaven to hell, in descending order, with one snack that I wouldn’t touch with a barge pole.

 

1. Marmite

Traditional British Foods. Marmite comes top in my list of London snacks.
Traditional British Foods. Marmite comes top in my list of London snacks.

During the first world war Marmite was including in a soldier’s rations as it is choc full of vitamins and  its treacly appearance looks like something medicinal.

Marmite is an industrial by-product of beer brewing but tastes nothing like beer. It has a distinctive savoury, almost anchovy taste.

A little goes a long way and it needs to be spread very thinly on buttered toast.

You either love or loathe it. The ones who hate it have probably tried to eat it on a teaspoon straight from the jar!

“Marmite. You either love it or hate It” is the manufacturer’s clever advertising slogan to get the masses to rise to the challenge of tasting this tongue tingling spread.

However, I don’t need any persuading….I could wake up in the middle of the night craving English Breakfast tea and Marmite on toast. I’m voting this as the acme of my personal food heaven. And if you want to know where I buy my tea from here it is.

2. Warburton’s Crumpets

Warburton's are famous among Traditional British Foods.
Warburton’s are famous among Traditional British Foods.

A crumpet is a cold rubbery thing and extremely unappetising if eaten cold straight from the packet. Crumpets need to be put through the toaster several times until they are almost crunchy on top.

Butter is then lavishly spread. When the butter has trickled down the bubbly holes and coated the underside, they are ready to be livened up with a slathering of fruity jam like Tiptree Strawberry Preserve.

This is what all sane Londoners enjoy for afternoon tea at home on wintery days.

3. Heinz Baked Beans

Heinz Baked Beans prized among gourmet chefs.
Heinz Baked Beans prized among gourmet chefs.

Beans on toast is apparently the dish of choice for Michelin starred London chefs. They come home exhausted after creating gourmet delicacies in their restaurant kitchen and heat up a simple tin of beans until it is bubbling and eat them on buttered toast.

Quick and delicious, beans on toast can be greatly enhanced with a grating of cheddar cheese.

4. McVities Digestive Biscuits

McVities Digestive Biscuits. Nice with cheese, or a cuppa, or both.
McVities Digestive Biscuits. Nice with cheese, or a cuppa, or both.

Perhaps digestive biscuits are not the king of British biscuits – they are far too plain for that.  However, their wheaty, malty taste and crumbly texture make them the perfect accompaniment to a British cuppa.

The chocolate versions are very popular.  Milk chocolate or dark chocolate is rippled in the surface of the digestive biscuit.

I like the plain ones which make a tasty snack with a corner of cheddar cheese.

5. Nestle Kit Kat

Nestle Kit Kat. Traditional British Foods in our famous London red.
Nestle Kit Kat. Traditional British Foods in our famous London red.

I remember reading that Pricncess Diana (she was an avid dieter) was quite partial to two fingers of Kit Kat.

This iconic British chocolate biscuit is sold in two finger and four finger versions.

I used to get great pleasure from removing the paper wrapper followed by the thin foil covering.

Snapping the individual fingers apart was also strangely satisfying.

Now in my opinion, the manufacturers have royally screwed things up. They have brought out bizarre flavours like orange, mint and apple pie. What’s that all about? And they have replaced the paper and foil wrapper with recyclable plastic. Nestle, stop interfering with our Traditional British foods!

6. Melton Mowbray Pork Pies

A Melton Mowbray Pork Pie make perfectly portable London snacks.
A Melton Mowbray Pork Pie make perfectly portable London snacks.

Pork Pies are one of those things that are almost impossible to make at home unless you are a Cordon Bleu trained cook with a few days of free time.  The distinctive hot water pastry needs a deft hand. I won’t tell you how the jelly encasing the sausage meat is made. I’ll give you a clue its something to do with boiling animal feet. (try not to think about it).

Pork pies are one of the most portable of London snacks. Take them to your Ascot picnic. They are welcome in all social circles.

The best place to hunt out this snack is the Ginger Pig in Marylebone or Fortnum and Mason food hall however as we are shopping in the supermarket today, you could look for the Dickinson and Morris Melton Mowbray pork pie with the longest use-by-date ensuring that the thick pastry is at its freshest.

 

7. Mr Kipling Cakes

Mr Kipling French Fancies. I'm sure these used to be called Fondant Fancies.
Mr Kipling French Fancies. I’m sure these used to be called Fondant Fancies.

Mr Kipling is missing a trick. He needs to bring out a selection of his favourite cakes in one special tasting box.

The top of my personal list would be the Battenberg Cake which comprises lurid coloured sponge covered in a thin layer of jam and encased in marzipan.

I am also partial to a French Fancy, which was popular in the era of Lyons Corner Houses. A square of sponge is topped with a dollop of vanilla faux cream and enrobed with strawberry, chocolate or lemon flavoured icing.

You may also want to try Mr Kipling’s almond fingers or jam tarts.

8. Quality Street

Quality Street. Please put in more purple ones.
Quality Street. Please put in more purple ones.

British families have bought tins of Quality Street for decades as a Christmas treat. We would watch the Queen’s Speech on Christmas Day while stuffing our faces and fighting over the purple ones with their caramel and hazelnut centres. They don’t put enough purple ones in the box in my opinion and the fruit creams and hard toffee are left to languish at the bottom.

Now that the supermarkets have introduced these smaller cardboard boxes there is no need to wait for Christmas to enjoy them – they make great London snacks when you are on the move as they are individually wrapped.

9. Bassett’s Liquorice All Sorts

Bassetts Liquorice All Sorts an acquired taste in the world of London snacks.
Bassetts Liquorice All Sorts an acquired taste in the world of London snacks.

Obviously, you would need to be a massive fan of black liquorice to buy a packet of these chewy, black sweets.  Some of these confections have a strange beaded coating in poisonous colours like pale blue. Liquorice All Sorts are something of acquired taste. The weird thing is that whichever one you eat they all seem to taste the same.  I’d put them somewhere down the list beneath other old-fashioned British sweets like pear drops and jelly babies. We are here to live dangerously, so buy a packet.

10. Walkers Crisps

The game was over for me when Walker's Crisps introduced their new flavours. We like our Traditional British foods to be just that - traditional and British.
The game was over for me when Walker’s Crisps introduced their new flavours. We like our Traditional British foods to be just that – traditional and British.

When I was growing up crisps came in just one flavour; plain.  A small blue twisted paper was somewhere at the bottom containing salt that you sprinkled to your taste.

I then recall the traumatic introduction of the cheese and onion, salt and vinegar and chicken flavours. This is when it all started to fall apart for me.

Then I saw someone set light to a crisp which oozed fats and oils and I knew my crisp eating career was over.

Let us not forget that crisps are part of the standard British lunch meal deal…a sandwich, a bag of crisps and a fizzy drink is lunch for millions.

All those millions of Brits can’t be wrong. Or can they?

 

My Snack From Food Hell

Pot Noodles

Pot Noodles are my personal London Snacks nemesis.
Pot Noodles are my personal nemesis among London Snacks.

I want to meet the man who invented the Pot Noodle.

I mean who in their right mind would invent a snack of dehydrated noodles and add assorted flavours which come to life with boiling water and then call it lunch.

When I was at University, there was a spotty science student who acquired a bad case of malnutrition by eating Pot Noodles for every meal. In the defence of Pot Noodle, I’m sure that these are intended as an occasional snack and who knows the recipe may now be fortified with micro-nutrients.

Personally, I don’t think I have had a pot noodles in fifty years and I am not about to start now.

These traditional London Snacks can be purchased at all the major supermarkets including Waitrose, Sainsbury’s and Tesco. Enjoy your London snacks.

 

Cockney Rhyming Slang – Use your Watch and Chain and Take our Quiz

Cockney rhyming slang is essential insider information for all Londonologists. Use your watch and chain and see if you can pass our quiz.

Cockney Rhyming Slang
Cockney Rhyming Slang. Photo Wilson Loo Kok Wee

What is Cockney Rhyming Slang?

This “secret language” was devised by canny East End market traders in the 1840s who were probably wanting to have a conversation away from nosy police men (coppers). It’s a bit like today where tourists, and second generation Londoners, revert to speaking their mother tongue on the tube in the hope that you haven’t got a clue what they are saying…and you can be sure that they are saying something scathing about your clothes or makeup.

Who are the Cockneys?

A true Cockney is anyone who is born within the sound of St Mary Le Bow Church in  Cheapside.  However, in the 1960s many people who were living in the East End of London were relocated to parts of Essex…so you may hear this accent in some of the outer London boroughs.

St Mary Le Bow church on Cheapside
St Mary Le Bow church on Cheapside. Photo by It’s No Game

How Does the Rhyming Work?

Cockney rhyming slang is probably easiest to explain with an example. If you hear someone talking about going up the apples and pears, they mean that they are going up the stairs as stairs rhymes with pears.

There are a lot of fruit examples as the original users were mainly costermongers (fruit and vegetable stall sellers).

If someone is telling porky pies they are telling lies.

In some cases the rhyming word is omitted from the expression. So if someone is having a look, it may be referred to as a butcher’s, as look rhymes with butcher’s hook.

Not all rhyming slang is a simple rhyme. You may hear someone saying that you are having a giraffe meaning that you are having a laugh.

Learn More About Cockney Rhyming Slang

You can find out more about London’s famous secret language on the Cockney Rhyming Slang website. This site has an awesome Cockney Lorem Ipsum (placeholder text) generator as well as a blog and a Cockney Translator.

The Guardian has, helpfully, provided not only a list of the most common Cockney rhyming slang examples but examined the social implications of the phrases e.g the slang for Army and Navy is gravy because gravy was commonly eaten at mealtimes.

As you are interested in London history, you may want to know why all our cultural icons e.g. buses and mail boxes are red.

Test Your Understanding of  Cockney Rhyming Slang

Here at Londonology, we have devised a clever little quiz for you to test your understanding of Cockney rhyming slang. In truth, we would be amazed if you didn’t get full marks but you never know!

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Cockney rhyming slang

Could you pass as an East Ender? Test your ability to understand Cockney Rhyming Slang.

1 / 10

You've asked for the loo and you are told that they are up the apples and pears. Where are the lavatories?

2 / 10

The man next to you at the opera loves the tenor's dot and dash. What is he complimenting?

3 / 10

You are out for a night with your new mates and when it comes to buying your round the bar tender asks if you are paying with Bangers and Mash. What does he want to know?

4 / 10

You've gone to the barber who wants to know if you want to keep your strange and weird. How do you reply?

5 / 10

You've gone to a wedding in the East End and a friend comments that you are wearing a fine Tin of Fruit. What are you wearing?

6 / 10

Your new suit is a bit loose on you and your father in law asks if you are going to visit Sinbad the Sailor. What does he want to know?

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Where to Buy Tea in London? – Ask a Londoner

Yesterday, I was approached by a tourist on Piccadilly who asked me where to buy tea in London. She then added in broken English, “Where do you buy your tea?”.

Where to buy tea in London?
Where to buy tea in London?

Quality London Tea Stores

Where I buy my tea in London and where she should buy her tea are two distinct questions which, as a savvy Londoner, I shall explain.

A tourist  is looking for authentic English tea accompanied with a great “buying experience”. They may want to be attended by a suited man in a tail coat who can explain, with great aplomb, the history, geography and science of tea  and guide them to making a selection.

Ideally,  the tea will be sold by weight and on the wall, behind our tail coated expert, will be dozens of liveried tea caddies, preferably adorned with Royal Warrants.

After all we want to drink what King Charles drinks, don’t we?

As we were on Piccadilly, I pointed my tea questioning tourist to two Royal Warrant bearing stores.

 

Fortnum and Mason is My Personal Choice for Tea Buying in London

181 Piccadilly, St. James’s, London W1A 1ER

Where to buy tea in London? Fortnum and Mason on Piccadilly
Where to buy tea in London? Fortnum and Mason on Piccadilly

 

Fortnum and Mason has been selling tea since people did their shopping using a horse and carriage.

Nowhere in London will you find tea of such quality and with such exquisite blends.

You can be sure that whenever there is a  Royal occasion, Fortnum and Mason will bring out a blended tea to commemorate it. Currently, they have special caddies of organic Darjeeling to mark the Coronation of King Charles III.

As I write this post, I am sipping their Mother’s Day Tea which has a distinctive blend of rose and bergamot…it’s subtle which I like, as I am drinking it black. I also have a penchant for full bodied Assam teas. I bought their Irish Tea which is a bold, in your face tea, for early in the morning when you’ve run out of coffee.


Fortnum’s makes an amazing effort with its window design. Its probably the best in London check out these amazing windows made entirely with coloured paper. If you are in London at Christmas their windows are always a delight with several aimed solely at children.


At Twinings You Can Buy Quality Tea and Enjoy its Unique Tea Sampling Bar

216 Strand London WC2R 1AP

Twinings on the Strand offers a unique tea buying experience.
Twinings on the Strand offers a unique tea buying experience.

Twinings is another Royal Warrant bearing, tea shop steeped in 300 years of history.

After the Great Fire of London, Thomas Twining, an astute business man realised that the upper classes would be relocating from the burnt out City to the West End. He chose this prime position on the Strand and made tea a fashionable drink amongst the upper class ladies of London.

A Twinings Tea Caddy
A Twinings Tea Caddy

Ever innovative, Twinings now has a premium sampling bar where you can ask to taste teas that have caught your eye and chat to experts for recommendations.

If you are looking for a special gift, you can create your own personalised selection of tea and request that it be packaged in a deluxe wooden Twinings box.

 

Mariage Freres Sells a 1000 Teas from 36 Countries

38 King Street, Covent Garden, London, WC2E 8JS

Mariage Freres has a Tea Museum and the biggest selection of teas.
Mariage Freres has a Tea Museum and the biggest selection of teas.

Mariage Freres, founded in 1854,  may be an unusual choice for a London tea store as it is proudly French!

I mention it because it has an apothecary style of service with tea experts selling tea by weight. The caddies are luxurious with their period black and cream branding.

This is the perfect store for a day of tea indulgence. It has the longest tea wall in the world selling a 1000 teas from 36 countries. On one of the upper floors there is a tea museum.

The Marco Polo blend with notes of flowers and fruits is one of their most popular blends.

A Mariage Freres Tea Caddy
A Mariage Freres Tea Caddy

 


If you are enjoying this post on Where to Buy Tea in London you may also enjoy reading about our recent discovery of Postcard Teas London Roast.


Where to  Buy Tea in London as a Londoner?

Let’s return to the original question that I was asked by our Piccadilly tourist, where do I buy my tea?

I buy my tea in the Waitrose supermarket! Since I have cut down on dairy and caffeine I have a large selection of herbal Pukka teas. My black tea of choice is Yorkshire tea.

Londoners seem to be evenly divided on whether they prefer PG Tips or Yorkshire Tea for their breakfast blend – I am firmly in the Yorkshire Tea camp.

Before you call me a Philistine, I do have a kitchen cupboard rammed full of gifted Fortnum and Twining teas.

Londoners are a busy bunch. They rarely buy loose tea.

A quick dunk of a tea bag in stained mug is the most that we can usually manage. After all, we are are not the Dowager Countess of Grantham in Downton Abbey, or the  Queen with Paddington bear, pouring  from a Wedgwood tea pot and passing the milk and sugar.

Incidentally, if you find yourself  near the budget store Lidl, I find their award winning Knightsbridge Gold tea to be one of the best.

 

 

Tea Paraphernalia

It seems to have become uncouth to have sugar in your tea. Most Londoners will only have fresh cold milk (poured in last, please).

La Perruche Sugar Cubes

However, if you are using your posh tea set, you will get some kudos for offering hand cut La Perruche sugar cubes in a lidded container with a pair of sugar tongs. OK, people may think that you are a bit mad but please channel your inner Countess.

La Perruche Sugar Cubes. The perfect accompaniment to English tea.
La Perruche Sugar Cubes. The perfect accompaniment to English tea.

The Brown Betty Teapot

The Brown Betty Teapot with its locking lid and non drip spout is a utilitarian design classic that dates back to 1700.

There’s a big debate on whether a tea pot should be cleaned. My neighbour was distraught when  a friend scrubbed the inside of their Brown Betty teapot removing the build up of tannins as their tea never tasted the same.

 

A Wedgwood Tea Service

If you want to imitate Countess Crawley or Queen Elizabeth II you could do no better than buying a Wedgwood service.

A Wedgwood teapot in the Wild Strawberry design. This can be purchased from Harrods.
A Wedgwood teapot in the Wild Strawberry design. This can be purchased from Harrods.
The Beautiful Kutani Crane design by Wedgwood. Photo by Swedg.
The Beautiful Kutani Crane design by Wedgwood. Photo by Swedg.

The individual items can be pricy. A Wedgwood teapot may set you back £200 in Harrods. So think like a savvy Londoner and search for “tea sets” or “tea services” on eBay or Facebook Market Place, sorting by”Distance first” so you can collect in person.

If you develop a passion for Fortnum and Mason you may enjoy our blog post on our dream Fortnum’s food hamper May you have many happy hours buying tea in London.

Next week, I will be answering another pressing tourist question, so I will be looking friendly and approachable as I walk the streets of London. Please check back to see what thorny dilemma I address.