Maxine Morse image · Jul 7, 2023 · 3 mins

Cockney Rhyming Slang – Use your Watch and Chain and Take our Quiz

Updated: Jul 7
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Cockney rhyming slang is essential insider information for all Londonologists. Use your watch and chain and see if you can pass our quiz.

Cockney Rhyming Slang
Cockney Rhyming Slang. Photo Wilson Loo Kok Wee

What is Cockney Rhyming Slang?

This “secret language” was devised by canny East End market traders in the 1840s who were probably wanting to have a conversation away from nosy police men (coppers). It’s a bit like today where tourists, and second generation Londoners, revert to speaking their mother tongue on the tube in the hope that you haven’t got a clue what they are saying…and you can be sure that they are saying something scathing about your clothes or makeup.

Who are the Cockneys?

A true Cockney is anyone who is born within the sound of St Mary Le Bow Church in  Cheapside.  However, in the 1960s many people who were living in the East End of London were relocated to parts of Essex…so you may hear this accent in some of the outer London boroughs.

St Mary Le Bow church on Cheapside
St Mary Le Bow church on Cheapside. Photo by It’s No Game

How Does the Rhyming Work?

Cockney rhyming slang is probably easiest to explain with an example. If you hear someone talking about going up the apples and pears, they mean that they are going up the stairs as stairs rhymes with pears.

There are a lot of fruit examples as the original users were mainly costermongers (fruit and vegetable stall sellers).

If someone is telling porky pies they are telling lies.

In some cases the rhyming word is omitted from the expression. So if someone is having a look, it may be referred to as a butcher’s, as look rhymes with butcher’s hook.

Not all rhyming slang is a simple rhyme. You may hear someone saying that you are having a giraffe meaning that you are having a laugh.

Learn More About Cockney Rhyming Slang

You can find out more about London’s famous secret language on the Cockney Rhyming Slang website. This site has an awesome Cockney Lorem Ipsum (placeholder text) generator as well as a blog and a Cockney Translator.

The Guardian has, helpfully, provided not only a list of the most common Cockney rhyming slang examples but examined the social implications of the phrases e.g the slang for Army and Navy is gravy because gravy was commonly eaten at mealtimes.

As you are interested in London history, you may want to know why all our cultural icons e.g. buses and mail boxes are red.

Test Your Understanding of  Cockney Rhyming Slang

Here at Londonology, we have devised a clever little quiz for you to test your understanding of Cockney rhyming slang. In truth, we would be amazed if you didn’t get full marks but you never know!

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Cockney rhyming slang

Could you pass as an East Ender? Test your ability to understand Cockney Rhyming Slang.

1 / 10

You've gone to the barber who wants to know if you want to keep your strange and weird. How do you reply?

2 / 10

You've asked for the loo and you are told that they are up the apples and pears. Where are the lavatories?

3 / 10

You are out for a night with your new mates and when it comes to buying your round the bar tender asks if you are paying with Bangers and Mash. What does he want to know?

4 / 10

You have a lot of stubble on your chin. Your girlfriend suggests that you need an ocean wave. What does she mean?

5 / 10

You fall over on our uneven cobbled pavements and an old man hollers that you have ripped your Uncle Bert. What is he referring to?

6 / 10

You are in a pub and the landlord asks if you would like a Fine and Dandy. How would you reply?

7 / 10

Your new suit is a bit loose on you and your father in law asks if you are going to visit Sinbad the Sailor. What does he want to know?

8 / 10

The man next to you at the opera loves the tenor's dot and dash. What is he complimenting?

9 / 10

You have paid an outrageous amount for a capuccino. Your friend exclaims, "How much did you pay? A Lady Godiva!" How much does your friend think that your coffee cost?

10 / 10

You've gone to a wedding in the East End and a friend comments that you are wearing a fine Tin of Fruit. What are you wearing?

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