Budget London Red Bus Tour using Public Transport

London Red Bus Tour

Looking for a London Red Bus Tour and don’t want to pay through the nose for an overpriced tour? Have you thought of seeing London on a public bus? 

A one day bus pass for an adult costs £5.25 and you can hop on and hop off all day long. Some bus routes are better than others for touring London. I recommend numbers 9, 11 and 75.

Let’s start our series of budget London red bus tours with the number 9 route which passes iconic London sights like Kensington Palace, the Royal Albert Hall, Harrods, Hyde Park, Buckingham Palace, Piccadilly Circus, Trafalgar Square and Covent Garden. 

Photo credit: It’s No Game

Itinerary for the Number 9 London Red Bus Tour

The number 9 bus route can be seen on the Transport for London website. We are going to concentrate on the section from Kensington Palace to Covent Garden

London Red Bus Tour Number 9 Route
London Red Bus Tour Number 9 Route

Buses in central London leave every few minutes so there’s no need to get hung up on bus arrival and departure times.

You can get off the bus whenever you want and then simply go back to the same bus stop when you are ready to resume your journey.

The best seats for this London Red Bus Tour are the top of the double decker at the front…otherwise choose a window seat with uninterrupted views.

1. Kensington Palace

Kensington Palace

Obviously, you’d be mad to miss Kensington Palace .  It was the birthplace of Queen Victoria and continues to be home to Royalty including Prince William and Princess Catherine. When Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were courting they had a cottage in the grounds.

The state rooms are open to the general public.  Kensington Palace’s forte lies in its display of court jewellery and costumes. There are beautiful clothing displays including Princess Diana’s much photographed dresses.

The controversial Princess Diana sculpture is the Sunken Garden which you can visit free of charge. You decide…does it do her justice?

The scones and cream in the cafe are particularly good and there is a nice outside courtyard area in which to enjoy them.

Kensington Palace: The King's Staircase
Kensington Palace: The King’s Staircase

 

Now its time to begin your budget London red bus tour adventure…board the Number 9 bus at Kensington Palace.

 

2. The Royal Albert Hall

 

The Royal Albert Hall

Our London Red Bus Tour goes past the Royal Albert Hall which is a famous concert space known for the annual classical music festival the Proms.

The Royal Albert Hall. Photo by Greg Fot
The Royal Albert Hall. Photo by Greg Fot

 

The Prince Albert Memorial

The Royal Albert Memorial. Photo by Karen Roe 
The Royal Albert Memorial. Photo by Karen Roe

 

Facing the Royal Albert Hall, is the Prince Albert Memorial which Queen Victoria commissioned in memory of her husband Prince Albert with whom she had nine children.  It’s our equivalent of the Taj Mahal; a tribute to enduring love.

The Royal Music College

Behind the Royal Albert Hall you will find the Royal Music College with its exciting programme of low cost music recitals. You can find out about their current programme here.

3. Knightsbridge Station

Harrods

Our third stop is Knightsbridge where you will find the ultra exclusive Harrods department store. Nestled inside is a  shopping arcade of high-end brands, luxury designer handbags and a jaw dropping food hall.

Harrods food hall is just the place to pick up a sandwich, sausage roll, pork pie, quiche or any other portable delight to enjoy on your London red bus tour.

 

Harvey Nichols

Equally luxurious is the nearby Harvey Nichols department store with its focus on fashion and premium makeup.

Return to the bus stop to continue your budget London red bus tour as we are now going to chill out in London’s best known park.

 

4. Hyde Park Corner Station

Hyde Park

Hyde Park is the largest London Royal park.  It has two outdoor cafes overlooking a man-made lake and is dotted with hire by the hour deckchairs.

The more energetic may enjoy a boating trip or an outdoor swim.

Hyde Park is just the place to decompress. Take a stroll through the Rose Garden or have an ice cream in the Italianate garden.

The Rose Garden at Hyde Park Corner. Photo by Kotomi Creations
The Rose Garden at Hyde Park Corner. Photo by Kotomi Creations
Relaxing in Hyde Park. Photo by Duncan Cumming
Relaxing in Hyde Park. Photo by Duncan Cumming

Get back on the bus as our next stop will involve art, more royal palaces and afternoon teas.

5. Green Park

 

Park Lane

The bus crosses the end of Park Lane, home to luxury 5 star hotels including the Dorchester, the Four Seasons and the London Hilton. Which has the most luxurious foyer? You decide.

 

The Wellington Arch and Green Park

On the right, you will see the Wellington Arch, Green Park and the walls of Buckingham Palace.

 

Buckingham Palace

You can get off the bus here for Buckingham Palace which is a 10 minute walk through Green Park.

The exterior of Buckingham Palace
The exterior of Buckingham Palace

 

The Ritz

Look out for the world famous Ritz Hotel which has hosted celebrities and royalty for decades. Afternoon Tea is a spectacular affair but it will be necessary to book well in advance and adhere to their strict dress code.

The Ritz
The Ritz

 


We have a useful blog post on how to have a day out at Buckingham Palace and the Ritz. We include exploring the St James’s area.


 

The Wolseley

You are now on my favourite street, Piccadilly. It  has the Wolseley with its beautiful monochrome interior and one of the best afternoon teas in London (a bargain compared with the adjacent Ritz).

Banana Split at the Wolseley - probably the best dessert in London.
Banana Split at the Wolseley – probably the best dessert in London.

It is almost worth visiting the Wolseley just to eat their banana split.

The Royal Academy

 

The Royal Academy famous for its Summer Exhibition
The Royal Academy famous for its Summer Exhibition

On the left you will see the Royal Academy which is home to the celebrated Summer Exhibition. Any artist can submit a piece of work for consideration…you will see the most bizarre ideas.

We reviewed Loneliness of the Soul  by the controversial Royal Academician, Tracy Emin. This will give you a taste of what to expect.

The Royal Academy has free galleries and loos…the outdoor cafe with its tables and umbrellas is a nice place to sip cappuccino away from the bustle of Piccadilly.

 

The Burlington Arcade

Next door to the Royal Academy is the Burlington Arcade an indoor shopping street with luxury brands and a distinctive period feel.

 

Fortnum & Mason

Opposite the Royal Academy is Fortnum & Mason, the Queen’s Grocer. Pay a visit to see its beautiful food displays. Tourists beat a path here for its legendary loose tea and quality preserves.

No need to buy groceries, some say that afternoon tea at Fortnum’s is the best in London.

Fortnum & Mason with its fabulous window displays and artistically arranged food.
Fortnum & Mason with its fabulous window displays and artistically arranged food.

You may enjoy our post on Where to buy tea in London and you can get an idea of what they sell from our post on a Fortnum and Mason Hamper for for a Londoner.


 

Hatchards

If you walk up Piccadilly, past Fortnums,  you will see the Royal book seller Hatchards. It has an old fashioned, very British  style and service making it a fascinating place to browse.

Hatchard's book store which supplies Royalty
Hatchard’s book store which supplies Royalty

There are a couple of notable book sellers in Piccadilly including Waterstone’s which is the biggest book store in Europe with 8 miles of books.


St James’s Palace

St James’s Palace the London home of the King and Queen. Photo by James Stringer
St James’s Palace the London home of the King and Queen. Photo by James Stringer

 

Behind Fortnums and Hatchards you will find Jermyn Street with its small artisan shops selling everything from cheese to toiletries, men’s clothing and chocolates.

From here you can walk to St James’s Palace and Clarence House, the London Residence of King Charles III and Queen Camilla.

 

5. Piccadilly Circus

Piccadilly Circus and the Statue of Eros.
Piccadilly Circus and the Statue of Eros.

 

Piccadilly Circus

Piccadilly Circus  is London’s equivalent of New York’s Times Square.

If I am honest, it’s not my thing not least because it is crowded with young people enjoying raucous street entertainment.

Visit to take souvenir photos of the Eros Statue, Piccadilly Circus and the LED advertising which is especially spectacular at dusk.

If you are one of the gilded youth,  you maybe able to pick up the man or woman of your dreams by sitting on the steps of the Eros Statue.

 

The Criterion Theatre and the Criterion Restaurant

The charming Criterion Theatre  with its distinctive 20’s vibe faces the Eros statue.

Next door, you’ll find the preserved gold mosaic interior of the former  Criterion Restaurant .  Lately, it has gone downmarket and is now a chain Indian restaurant.  Not all progress is improvement.

Brasserie Zedel

If you are hungry, I can recommend a hidden gem.  Brasserie Zedel  with its well priced set menus is a basement restaurant on the Regent’s Street Side of Piccadilly Circus. It looks like a small cafe above ground and nothing alerts you to its gleaming Gallic interior and crystal chandelier.

The basement restaurant foyer of Brasserie Zedel
The basement restaurant foyer of Brasserie Zedel
The plush French brasserie styled interior of Brasserie Zedel
The plush French brasserie styled interior of Brasserie Zedel

We have produced a detailed review of the Brasserie Zedel set menus.


At Brasserie Zedel you will also find the Art Deco American Bar which serves classic cocktails and the vibrant red and black Crazy Coqs night club.

The Crazy Coqs night club at Brasserie Zedel
The Crazy Coqs night club at Brasserie Zedel

 

Regent’s Street

Regent’s Street is less crowded than Oxford Circus with more style and class. It contains many mid priced stores like Zara and H&M alongside luxury brands.

At the top of Regent’s Street, you will find Liberty with its Revival Tudor frontage constructed from the timbers of three ancient battle ships.

Now return to Piccadilly Circus and get comfy on the bus as we are heading to a famous sight…one that screams London.

 

6. Trafagar Square

The famous bronze lions at Trafalgar Square Photo by Alan Light
The famous bronze lions at Trafalgar Square Photo by Alan Light

 

Trafalgar Square

This historic square was designed by John Nash to commemorate the Battle of  Trafalgar. It is now a popular meeting point and site for political demonstrations. Look out for the fourth plinth which is a showcase contemporary art.

The National Gallery

At the north end of the square you will see the National Gallery with its free public exhibitions containing the works of almost every painter of any note from Rembrandt  to the Impressionists.

 

The National Gallery home to important works of art.
The National Gallery home to important works of art.

The National Portrait Gallery

Around the corner from the National Gallery is the newly refurbished National Portrait Gallery. This used to be a dusty mausoleum of an art gallery until they hired Sir Roy Strong as its flamboyant and creative director. He breathed a new life into its exhibitions and you will see all sorts of work that push the boundaries of what’s possible in portrait painting.

 

The London Coliseum

Opposite the National Portrait Gallery in Saint Martin’s Lane, you will find the London Coliseum which is home to the English National Opera.

The ENO is famed for its inclusivity with seats starting at £10.  There are some fantastic offers for new opera goers,  school children and the under 35s.

All of its operas are sung in English. Note the the opera season here is from Autumn to Spring.

7. Southampton Street/Covent Garden

Covent Garden Market

Now you are probably on your knees with exhaustion, so I would recommend making Covent Garden your final stop. This used to be a fruit and vegetable market but now it has a lively street market selling art, crafts and London souvenirs.

Covent Garden Street Performers

A Covent Garden Street Performer on her lunch break.
A Covent Garden Street Performer on her lunch break.

Covent Garden is just the place for a coffee, drink or ice cream while watching street performers. Last time I was in Covent Garden I stumbled upon the ice cream bar Milk Train. Their sundaes looked amazing. There were queues round the block so clearly they tasted amazing too.

Covent Garden Restaurants

Notable restaurants here are the historic Rules which specialises in British cuisine like pies and puddings and Balthazar – a stylish French restaurant.

Regular opera goers also recommend Le Garrick and Frenchie for their reasonably priced pre opera menus.

The Royal Opera House

The Royal Opera House
The Royal Opera House

A grand finale for your could be a trip to the opera. You can have the experience of a lifetime by visiting the Royal Opera House where you will hear world class performers singing opera in glorious burgundy velvet surroundings.

Concluding our London Red Bus Tour

Don’t you think that it is amazing what you can see for the cost of a £5.25 one day bus pass?  If you take this tour as a single journey without leaving the bus it will cost £1.75. You can pay by Oystercard or credit card.  If you have travelled in by tube, your budget London red bus tour will be part of your capped daily spend, therefore it may cost you no extra.

 

Buckingham Palace London – Top Tips for a Day Out

Buckingham Palace London

Buckingham Palace London is on every visitor’s list but many will leave disappointed.  As you cannot enter Buckingham Palace in the Winter, without a plan your visit may involve staring at a set of ornate black and gilded gates with a couple of guards wearing furry hats. Here are tips for avoiding a humdrum, box ticking day to one that will give you an adrenalin high.

Buckingham Palace London Requires a Detailed Plan

 

Without proper planning you will be staring through the iron gates at a guard in a bear skin hat.
Without proper planning you will be staring through the iron gates at a guard in a bear skin hat.

With a bit of forethought  a day at Buckingham Palace London could be amazing.

In this plan we suggest the following:

  • Watching the Changing of the Guards Ceremony
  • Visiting the Buckingham Palace State Rooms
  • Viewing the processional carriages and vehicles in the Royal Mews
  • Seeing the priceless art in the Queen’s Gallery
  • Having a picnic in St James’s Park or taking afternoon tea at the Goring or the Ritz
  • Visiting shops which have Royal Warrants on Piccadilly, Jermyn Street and St James’s.
  • Seeing a Show at the Theatre Royal

 

The Changing of the Guard Ceremony

The Changing of the Guard ceremony is where one guard regiment takes over from another. This is accompanied by a marching brass band. And best of all, it is free to watch.

The ceremony takes place at 11.00 on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday in Winter (weather permitting) and daily in the summer. Check the British Army website for a detailed schedule.

Get to Buckingham Palace before 10am to bag a prime spot for the Changing of the Guard

 

The Changing of the Guard Ceremony.
The Changing of the Guard Ceremony.

 

A brass band is part of the ceremony
A brass band is part of the ceremony

 

Significance of The Royal Standard Flying Over Buckingham Palace London

Did you know that if you see the Royal Standard flying from the Palace roof top it means that the King is in residence? On all other days there is a Union Jack flying.

The Royal Standard flag flying over Buckingham Palace London means that the monarch is in residence.
The Royal Standard flag flying over Buckingham Palace London means that the monarch is in residence.

Buckingham Palace London Summer Opening Hours

From July to October, Buckingham Palace is open to the public. You can marvel at:

  • The White Drawing Room
  • The Throne Room
  • The State Banqueting Room
  • The Grand Staircase
  • The Picture Gallery

And while you may not be invited to a Royal garden party, your entrance ticket does include Buckingham Palace gardens.

When I was there, I saw Kate Middleton’s wedding dress and a replica of her iced wedding cake.

As tickets sell out months in advance buy tickets early.


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The Royal Mews

Don’t miss the Royal Mews with its impressive collection of carriages and processional vehicles.

Gold Processional State Carriage at the Royal Mews, Buckingham Palace London. Photo by Aurelie.
Gold Processional State Carriage at the Royal Mews, Buckingham Palace London. Photo by Aurelie

The Official Buckingham Palace London Gift Shop

At 7 Buckingham Palace Road, there is the Royal Collections official palace gift shop selling tasteful homeware, china, clothing and jewellery.

Compared with the tacky, cheaply made fridge magnets and phone covers that are on sale elsewhere, you’ll find carefully curated, elegant and useful items.  These are precious reminders of  your Royal day out.

Who doesn’t want a furry corgi key ring or a silk scarf? And you can impress that special person in your life with a monogrammed bath hat.

 

A Corgi keyring which may be more cute than regal
A Corgi keyring which may be more cute than regal
A vibrant blue and gold silk scarf marking the Coronation of King Charles III
A vibrant blue and gold silk scarf marking the Coronation of King Charles III
A delightful monogrammed bath hat.
A delightful monogrammed bath hat.

 


If you are enjoying this blog post, you may also like our posts on  Fortnum and Mason the royal family’s grocer and how to photograph St Paul’s Cathedral.


The Queen’s Gallery

Behind Buckingham Palace is the Queen’s Gallery.  This is one of  the most famous art collections in the world featuring old master paintings, rare furniture and photos.

Currently, on display is Johannes Vermeer Lady at the Virginals with a Gentleman. You will also find paintings by Titian, Guercino, Guido Reni, Rembrandt, van Dyck, Rubens, Jan Steen, Claude and Canaletto.

The Queen's Gallery is Just Behind Buckingham Palace London.
The Queen’s Gallery is Just Behind Buckingham Palace London.

Places Near Buckingham Palace London for Refreshments

The Goring Hotel

By now you will be feeling tired and hungry. Staying with our Royal theme visit the Goring Hotel, a luxurious 5 star hotel. It used to house many guests from Buckingham Palace before the palace installed ensuite bathrooms!

This was where Kate Middleton stayed the night before she got married. Make a reservation in advance for afternoon tea.

The Goring Hotel Exterior
The Goring Hotel Exterior

 

St James’s Park

Alternatively, you could buy a packed lunch from one of the many shops in  Victoria Place and picnic in St James’s Park.

St James's Park has beautiful Spring flower displays.
St James’s Park has beautiful Spring flower displays.
There's a nice view of Buckingham Palace London from St James's Park
There’s a nice view of Buckingham Palace London from St James’s Park

 

The Ritz

Or walk through Green Park and have tea in the famous Palm Court at the Ritz.

The Ritz Hotel, London
The Ritz Hotel, London

The Ritz was opened in 1906 and is considered to be one of the most prestigious hotels in the world. It has hosted the Aga Khan, Jean Paul Getty, Winston Churchill and Jackie Onassis.

Margaret Thatcher checked into the Ritz in the final months of her life. The only time I saw Margaret Thatcher was when she was invited to the centenary celebrations of the Goring Hotel. She was accompanied by two assistants and despite her obvious frailty she absolutely worked the room – pumping everyone’s hand. It’s strange to think that she took a suite here instead of a nursing home! A woman of style!

The Queen Mother knew a lot about the high life. She dined regularly at the Ritz. The pianist would play her favourite song ‘A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square’.

Afternoon Tea is served daily at:

  • 11.30am
  • 1.30pm
  • 3.30pm
  • 5.30pm,
  • 7.30pm

Note that like most luxury London hotels there is a dress code.  The Ritz does not permit shorts, trainers and sportswear in any of the hotel’s restaurants or bars.

Afternoon Tea in London
Afternoon Tea in London

 

An Afternoon Walk  in St James’s

To work off the tea time calories, take a walk around nearby St James’s. This matrix of small streets behind St James’s Palace is home to a large number of Royal Warrant holding shops. Royal Warrants are often awarded to small artisan establishments which make the “best of the best” of British.

Notably, there is Lock & Co Hatters which is the oldest hat shop in the word. It was established in 1676. You can buy iconic trilbys, fedoras, berets and bakerboy caps…for the gents, you can even find a top hat or a bowler hat.

If you are not in the market for a hat, what about cheese? Paxton and Whitfield has been selling cheese to the aristocracy for over 200 years. I have a treasured Laguiole cheese knife which I bought from Paxton’s and it has been in regular use for decades.

If you are visiting and don’t want a hotel room full of smelly cheese you could browse in the Queen’s Grocer Fortnum and Mason on Piccadilly for English teas and preserves

Fortnum and Mason the Royal Grocer
Fortnum and Mason the Royal Grocer

or find a book to read at the nearby Royal Warrant holding Hatchards bookstore.

Hatchards the Royal Bookseller
Hatchards The Royal Bookseller

Evening Entertainment Near Buckingham Palace London

By now it must be dusk and you will be thinking of evening entertainment.

You could walk down to the end of Jermyn Street and cross Piccadilly to see what is on at the Theatre Royal in Haymarket.

The Theatre Royal was established in 1720. It is the third oldest playhouse in London. This beautiful intimate theatre  seats just 888 people and is owned by the Crown. Being owned by the reigning monarch means its revenue goes to the Treasury. Sometimes you can get lucky and pick up a ticket on the day at the Box Office. Or you could do the sensible thing and book in advance!

The Theatre Royal Haymarket
The Theatre Royal Haymarket

If you plan properly instead of a fleeting glimpse of a Coldstream Guard  behind the railings of Buckingham Palace London you can have a magical day filled with art, carriages, theatre, splendour, cakes, tea, hats and cheese that you will remember forever.

Postcard Teas London Roast – A Mini Review

Postcard Teas

 

I found numerous references to Postcard Teas when I was writing my article on Where to Buy Tea in London but  I couldn’t get my head round it…what has a postcard got to do with tea?

I had also never heard of Dering Street where Postcard Teas is located.

So this establishment went ignored until I started researching luxury within a block of Oxford Street and stumbled on it.

 

The Postcard Teas Shop

While the exterior has an almost Dickensian London feel  with its double fronted small paned windows, there is definitely a minimalist Japanese aesthetic going on inside. One wall is lined with tea, not as you would expect in caddies but in oblong boxes resembling post cards.

The postcard drawings are a delight. They look as if they come straight out of a children’s book from the last century. There are ladies in fancy, feathered hats sitting on wicker chairs enjoying tea in fine porcelain cups, Monet style water lilies in a lake and children drinking tea poured by mum from a large tea pot.

On the reverse of these manila cardboard boxes is a detailed explanation of the tea that they contain.

I purchased the London Roast at £7.95 for a 50g postcard box.

These teas make unusual, postable presents or the perfect hostess gift for a breakfast or afternoon tea invitation.

Postcard Teas’ Description of the London Roast

Description of London Roast on rear of box
Description of London Roast on rear of box

A robust blend of fine black teas that have been roasted in the UK using our unique London Roast process to create a new kind of black tea. The base material comes from a mixture of our Hijiri Black and Family Tea, as well a strong black tea from the Cubbagudta Plantation in Australia.

The result of the roasting is a rich, aromatic tea with a full body, addictive roasted taste and dark caramel sweetness that works equally well with and without milk. Out of all the blends we have made in the past eleven years, this may be the one we are the most proud of creating.


Are you also a coffee and cake eater? If so you may enjoy this post on where to buy coffee and cake in London. Of course you can have tea with your cake if you prefer.


My Postcard Teas London Roast Brew

When I was ready to brew I took out my sturdy stainless steel tea pot for one, warmed it with boiling water and put in two scant teaspoons of tea…and poured on the slightly off-the-boil water.

However, subsequently I have discovered that this tea tastes best with less tea and a shorter brewing time… 2-3 minutes is all that is needed.

The London Roast has an unmistakable almost savoury smell. It reminds me a bit of hot oxo (a stock cube) which we drank as kids. The taste is richer than standard black tea. It has a smokey, caramel aftertaste which is very pleasant.

My Postcard Teas London Roast Brew
My Postcard Teas London Roast Brew

Post Card Teas London Blends

Postcard Teas has a special selection of other London Blends 

These include:

  • English Breakfast
  • English Afternoon
  • London Lapsangang
  • London Rose

 

My Verdict on Postcard Teas London Roast

Postcard Teas London Roast is almost addictive. I will definitely be buying more. I guess it is better to be addicted to upmarket tea than gin.

 

 

 

London Theatre Effects – The Willing Suspension of Disbelief

 

Theatre effects
Theatre effects

Some of the London theatre special effects used in productions are so sophisticated that the audience faints and vomits. The Globe had to station ambulances outside for the Lucy Bailey production of Titus Andronicus as members of the audience were so overcome that they required medical help.

How are Theatre Effects Created in the London Theatre?

Creating realistic theatre effects is a skill that marks out an amateur production from one that is top drawer.  But you will be surprised to discover the simplicity of the most dastardly tricks of the eye and ear.

Special Effect: Dead Animals

The dead and bleeding deer in the National Theatre production of King Lear was so realistic that audience members wrote in to complain about dead animals being used on set. It was, in fact, a prop produced from layers of foam and fake fur.

Foam was used at the National Theatre to create a dead deer.
Foam was used at the National Theatre to create a dead deer.

Props: Heavy Machinery

Canons, wagons, cars and huge machines may look as if they are made of cast iron and heavy metals but many are made of cardboard and then painted to resemble the mud spattered real thing. Just think, they would otherwise be too heavy to move on stage.

Cardboard is often used to construct heavy looking machinery and vehicles.
Cardboard is often used to construct heavy looking machinery and vehicles.

Wardrobe: Old, Worn Clothes

The wardrobe department often needs to age clothes to make them seem worn. They do this by putting damp newspaper in the pockets to create bulges, abrading clothes with sandpaper or burning them and rubbing soap and vaseline into the collars.

Damp newspaper can be stuffed into pockets to make them look used
Damp newspaper can be stuffed into pockets to make them look used

Damp newspaper can be stuffed into pockets to make them look used

Special Effect: Flying People

It can be breathtaking to see actors flying through the sky or ascending into heaven. They are being suspended on fine heavy duty wire that is so strong it can carry 200 kilos.

Fine heavy duty wire can suspend actors and give the impression of them flying

Special Effect: Explosions

The force of many on stage explosions and the flying debris can have the audience holding their heads and crouching for cover. These special effects are often achieved by using compressed air to expel harmless materials like foam and cork that look like flying debris.

Cork and foam expelled by compressed air can look like flying debris
Cork and foam expelled by compressed air can look like flying debris

Special Effect: Bleeding Wounds

Bleedings wounds can look frighteningly realistic. Often the actor is holding a bulb of fake blood in his hand with a tube attached to it and as he squeezes, the blood goes to the site of the wound. For stabbing wounds, the actor may have a pouch of fake blood stored in an inside pocket of their costume that bursts when it is pressed with a retractable knife.

Ketchup is not used. Fake blood is made from a liquid that is easy to rinse out.

Pouches of fake, easy to rinse out, blood are used to mimic injury
Pouches of fake, easy to rinse out, blood are used to mimic injury

Prop: Champagne

If you see an actor drinking champagne on stage it is probably ginger ale, it has just the right fizz and colour. More’s the pity!

Ginger beer looks just like champagne
Ginger beer looks just like champagne

Food eaten on stage is probably the real thing but if the food is a prop it is often a model made using moulds taken from the food item.

Prop: Fire Arms

Often the gun that you see may be a decommissioned fire arm that has been adapted so that it can’t fire real bullets and cause injury.

Some firearms are the real thing but adapted so that they an't fire ammunition
Some firearms are the real thing but adapted so that they an’t fire ammunition

Sounds: Squished Flesh

How are sounds of splintered bones and crushed bodies achieved? By pummelling a frozen lettuce, of course.

Frozen lettuce sounds like squished flesh if bashed
Frozen lettuce sounds like squished flesh if bashed

Sounds: The Sea

A surprising number of theatre productions require a backdrop of the sound of the sea, of waves crashing against the shore. What you may be hearing is a sound track of amplified, dried peas being rolled around on a tray.

Dried peas are rolled around on a tray to mimic the sound of the sea
Dried peas are rolled around on a tray to mimic the sound of the sea

Sounds: Crackling Fire

Were you being taken in by the cosy real flame, crackling fire in your theatre production? What you may have been listening to is a recording of someone crumpling empty crisp packets.

Crumpled crisp packets sound like a crackling fire
Crumpled crisp packets sound like a crackling fire

Sounds: Flapping Wings

Were you transported to a desert island when you heard the sounds of flying birds in Treasure Island? Well come out of your reverie because what was probably recorded was the slapping together of a pair of leather gloves.

Slapping together leather gloves sounds like birds in flight
Slapping together leather gloves sounds like birds in flight

By now you must be wondering where you can witness these special effects. Check out our post on how to choose a London theatre.


Props: Smashed Vases

A prop master’s heart must sink when the play requires an actor to smash a vase to smithereens on stage. They will need to source as many vases as there are performances plus a few extra!

And someone with a delft touch may need to give them a little tap with a hammer in advance of the performance to make sure that they definitely do break on stage.

Where theatre directions call for a smashed vase a large number of vases needs to be bought
Where theatre directions call for a smashed vase a large number of vases needs to be bought

Find out More About Props, Sounds and Special Effects in London Theatre

The National Theatre has produced a fascinating book All About Theatre by Marina McIntyre 2015 published by Walker Books which is where I have gleaned many of these gems. You can purchase it here.

And beat a path to the National Theatre on the Southbank for some of the best London theatre performances with the most realistic and mesmerising, props, sounds and special effects.

A London Winter Packing List Compiled by a Londoner

 

A London Winter Packing List
A London Winter Packing List

This is what we recommend as a London Winter Packing List and we  also advise on where to shop for the things you forgot. Do you spend your journey to the airport remembering all the things that you forgot to pack? Well you aren’t alone…

What Goes into the Perfect London Winter Packing List?

London can be wet and dreary when you are trudging about on foot and then you find yourself thrust into overheated steamy shops, sipping cocktails in chic hotel bars or spending the night at the theatre. So there is a lot that needs to be crammed into a small suitcase. Here we explain the 15 must haves for a London trip – the perfect London Winter Packing List.

How Not To Look Like A Tourist

Wear dark colours like navy, black and dark grey and only wear one or two colours. Don’t carry a selfie stick or camera. The London look is understated and ‘put together’.

Hannah at Cocobeautea has nailed London style and you may want to check out her blog and Instagram for ideas.

London Winter Packing List Essentials

Outer Wear

It rains a lot in London. You won’t get very far with just a blazer, hoodie or a fake fur coat. So unless you’ve arrived on the one week of the year where no rain is forecast your coat will need to be waterproof.

In the midst of Winter, this may be a full length down filled coat, and in Spring or Summer you may get away with a lightweight Mac or thin padded jacket.

Go to M&S if you haven’t brought this item with you. It’s a mid range shop selling quality clothing and you’ll be able to pick something up in the £40-£100 category. Make sure your coat is labelled as Stormwear…unless of course you are here to buy an iconic Burberry.

There are large M&S stores in Victoria, High Street Kensington, Marble Arch and Oxford Street.

It can get chilly here in Winter so you’ll need a scarf, fingerless gloves (so you can text) and a warm hat.

The leader in high street scarfs, wool hats and gloves is Accessorize. There are branches throughout the West End. You’ll be able to pick up something on trend…be that clashing or co-ordinating. Fortnum & Mason do a nice range of hats. Or you could try the Royal Hatters Lock & Co.

High Street clothes Shops for the Young or Super Stylish:

  • Zara
  • H&M
  • Mango
  • All Saints
  • Hobbs

Walking Shoes

Leave your high heels at home, as you’ll need comfortable, easy-to-put-on flats for getting about and travelling on public transport in London in Winter.

For daytime walking, Clarks has a superb quality flat shoes with a grip. Look for Goretex lined leather that makes the shoes waterproof. You may also find what you are looking for at Uggs, just off Piccadilly Circus. Carvela and Kurt Geiger do some ultra chic trainers.

Bear in mind that you are looking for urban walking shoes or chic trainers not hiking boots or scruffy, utilitarian trainers.

Jumpers and T Shirts

The London climate tends to be mild and damp, even in the middle of Winter. Added to that, you will be going in and out of department stores, museums and hopping on and off the tube, so you don’t want to get too hot. It’s best to dress in layers. I would recommend a dark merino wool or cashmere jumper over a cotton long sleeved T shirt. Or you may consider a loose fit jumper half tucked into jeans or trousers. Cardigans are a difficult look to pull off when wearing a coat.

M&S does a good range of wool mix and cashmere jumpers in plain colours and layering pieces like t shirts and vests. River Island and H&M sell nice winter knits.

Evening Wear

If you are going out, you’ll need to be able to switch up your outfit for the evening. For most of the year, I wear black trousers which I have in a variety of fabrics e.g. faux leather, velvet, jeans and suiting. I wear these with an evening top and jewellery for the London theatre and restaurants. I can then add a coat, scarf, gloves and Uggs to stay warm for the tube journey home.

Monsoon does a good range of tops and evening dresses which can work as tunics over black trousers. Also check out evening knits.

Nightwear

I buy all my nightwear in the ultra low cost store Primark. They sell 100% cotton night dresses and pyjamas in the £5 price range which wash well and last forever. Check out their slipper socks for using in your hotel. There is a large Primark on London’s Oxford Street.

Tiger is also good for slipper socks.

Underwear

M&S has made a name for itself as the leading brand for quality high street underwear, bras and socks. Why would you go anywhere else?

Bags

Bags are an emotive subject as many feel that this is where their social status is judged. If you are after a designer bag head to Harrods, Selfridges, Liberty’s or Harvey Nichols.

Kurt Geiger is a UK company focussed on the London Look . Bags are mostly priced bag in the £100-200 category. Their flag ship store is in Covent Garden. For everyday use, I wear one of their leather crossbody bags.

Umbrella

Bring a telescopic, ultra light weight umbrella. London rain can be gusty and travel horizontally!

As there’s a high risk of losing umbrellas in cafes, buses and tubes I’d recommend a cheap, sturdy umbrella from Tiger for approximately £5.

Toiletries and Beauty Essentials

There’s always a huge number of items required to maintain a beauty routine and some you are not able to carry in hand baggage. Tiger will be able to fulfil most of these needs from small magnifying mirrors with suction pads, foot files, emery boards, scissors, tweezers and travel hair brushes – all at very low prices in stylish colourful, Scandi designs.

For really high quality hand creams, in lovely retro metal effect tubes, go to The Body Shop. I always carry a travel size of their Hemp Hard Working Hand Protector which has a nice slightly earthy smell – perfect for chapped Winter hands.

Alternatively, try Superdrug for essentials, it is slightly cheaper than Boots with an excellent range of vitamins and drug store brand makeup.

The best drug store make up brands are:

  • Bourjois
  • L’Oreal
  • Max Factor
  • No 7 (Boots)

Medicines and Vitamins

When travelling, I bring a small toiletry bag containing all my meds for any past, current or (likely) future illness. I also use 7 day tablet organisers containing my prescription meds and daily vitamins which I carry in both my hand luggage and my carry on.

If you are after medical advice, head to Boots or anywhere that you see the green cross pharmacy sign as they will have a resident pharmacist who will be qualified to advise.

While you are in a pharmacy consider the purchase of these Winter essentials

  • blister gel plasters
  • lip salve
  • anti bacterial hand gel
  • multi packs of travel tissues

Splitting headache with no pharmacy in sight? Try a newsagent as they have a small range of over-the-counter meds.

Phone Chargers

A couple of small lipstick style phone chargers will get you through the day. You can buy these plus the phone leads in Tiger or most drug stores. While you are there check out their travel plugs.

Electrical Equipment

Most hotels have an iron, hair dryer and phone chargers if you ask at reception.

Looking for specialised camera or phone equipment? Try the vast number of shops on the Tottenham Court Road.

Writing and Drawing Equipment

You may have the urge to document your thoughts and travels the old fashioned way, using a pen and paper, or get crafty, or creative. Tiger does a range of notepads, pens, drawing or craft supplies…you could also try Paperchase and John Lewis.

Things to Buy When You Arrive

Cooking Utensils

If you are here for longer and self catering, you may require utensils or equipment. Most Londoners will buy these from large out-of-town supermarkets like Tesco, Waitrose or Sainsbury’s. If this isn’t an option for you try John Lewis in Oxford Street, Peter Jones in Chelsea and there is a limited range of very basic equipment in Tiger.

Hotel Room Dining and Snacks

On some cold, rainy days in Winter, you may not feel like going out for a meal, or you are preparing for when the urge for a midnight snack strikes. M&S Food Hall in Marble Arch is a paradise of pre prepared food which will cater for every need, from a substantial dinner, to snacks on-the-go, park picnics or midnight morsels. Alternatives are Pret and the Selfridges or Harrods food halls.

A Londoner’s London Winter Packing List

As a Londoner, these are the things that I advise my visiting friends to put on their London Winter Packing List…and I never leave home without my tissues, phone battery charger, paracetamol umbrella and a comfortable pair of shoes.

If you are looking for places to go to that will fully utilise all your wet weather and outdoor clothing look no further than our posts on Richmond Park and Kew Gardens.

A Day Out in London – Plan It With Our Detailed Guide

 

Plan a Day Out in London
Plan a Day Out in London

So exactly how do you plan a day out in London? Here’s how to go from a hum drum day in which you have little to show for it but throbbing blisters to one where you are energised by London in its glory. As they say, “fail to plan and plan to fail”.

Plan a Day Out in London by Finding Your Starting Point

Well in advance of your day out, decide where are you going. The sooner you start to plan the more options you will have. You will be able to book tickets that will be sold out nearer the day and you will have more time for research.

Research London Activities and Restaurants
Research London Activities and Restaurants

Your start point is going to be the theme for your entire day.

For example, if you are going to see Buckingham Palace you may decide to have a Royal day. Or maybe a Thames Clipper boat trip to Greenwich could become a maritime adventure taking in the naval museum and the the Cutty Sark. Or the Churchill War Rooms could be the spark for a military history day.

Good places to research your starting points are:

Think of what could spoil your enjoyment like long queues and crowds, rain and bad weather and make contingency plans.

If a heatwave is expected, you may want to postpone a walking tour of Kensington for a trip to the Regents Park Open Air Theatre where you can rent a deckchair and have a picnic and a leisurely stroll of the famous rose garden before a performance. If rain is forecast you won’t want to be on a Thames river boat so consider indoor or covered venues like The Tate Modern and Borough Market.

If you are planning many weeks in advance you can check the average weather and precipitation levels for the month online.

Match your activities to the weather forecast
Match your activities to the weather forecast

Is there a Google chart which shows when the venue is less busy? Avoiding busy periods means that you are more likely to get tickets and you’ll spend less time waiting in queues.

Amp Up Your Main Experience

Check the Events page of the venue’s website. By arriving earlier or later you may be able to take advantage of a free guided tour or performance.

Or maybe you could plan your day out in London to coincide with with a Happy Hour at a nearby bar or the pre-theatre menu.

Time your activities to make the most of Happy Hours
Time your activities to make the most of Happy Hours

Museums and major attractions often have delightful museum shops and cafes.

Museums often have fabulous cafes.
Museums often have fabulous cafes.

Read about the main exhibits, paintings or features of the place that you are visiting in advance as this definitely enhances the experience.

Add Additional Activities

Now we are going to look at how to take the day from special to amazing by researching nearby activities which are a different type of experience to your central event. If you have been on your feet sightseeing or at an art gallery, look for concerts, restaurants, cafes and theatres.

TripAdvisor is a useful reference as it has a map function which shows nearby attractions, restaurants and bars.

Put your Day Out in London Plan Together Like a Movie

Once you have your plan, sequence it together in your mind like a movie. What’s is the day going to look like? Imagine the photos that will make up your day.

If you live in London mix things up, don’t just tread a well worn path to your favourite cafe or restaurant.

Be Realistic About Your Time and Energy

When you plan a day out in London, allow for both travel time and downtime. Also allow for things going wrong. Check, and double check, opening, closing and last entry times. Does anything need to be eliminated or saved for another day?

Be realistic about the time available.
Be realistic about the time available.

Refine the Plan to Meet Your Budget

Are you getting the most for your expenditure?

Get the most value from your money when you plan a day out in London
Get the most value from your money when you plan a day out in London

It’s about getting the best value for money not about overall cheapness.

Maybe you could switch in some more budget friendly options, or spend more on some aspects of the day for a memorable, luxurious experience.

Save Vouchers and Make a Rough Schedule

Finally, print out anything that you will need like vouchers, tickets etc or photograph them to save to your phone. You will need a record of your London day plan and easy access to it.

Photograph your tickets and vouchers on your phone
Photograph your tickets and vouchers on your phone

Its amazing how your internet signal mysteriously disappears as soon as you arrive at a box office.

I sometimes use Tripit for planning day trips especially if my day includes a lot of time critical events.

With a bit of forethought and research, you can plan a day out in London that is truly amazing.

Additional Information on how to Plan a Day Out in London

If you have enjoyed this guide on how to plan a day out in London why not check out our other blog posts on cheap and free days out in London and planning a day out at Buckingham Palace?